DUI Driver Busted with 34 White Claws
By thom·June 16, 2026
So this guy in Florida gets pulled over doing 90-plus on I-75… already not a great start.
But then the trooper walks up and it turns into a whole situation. Sitting in the passenger seat? Not one, not five… 34 open cans of White Claw. Just a full-blown hard seltzer graveyard riding shotgun.
The driver, Conor Parady, is reportedly “heavily intoxicated,” which—yeah, I’d say the 34 empty cans were kind of a hint.
They run the test, and his blood alcohol level comes back at 0.177… more than double the legal limit. So now it’s not just speeding, it’s a DUI and a trip to jail.
Honestly, I have questions. Like… at what can number do you think, “Maybe I shouldn’t also be doing 90?”
Some men wouldn’t be caught dead with an open can of White Claw. This guy is lucky he wasn’t FOUND DEAD with dozens of them piled on his body.
Photo credit: Florida Highway Patrol