Man Arrested For The 98th Time

So, there’s this guy in Washington who just got arrested for the 98th time. At this point, I think he’s not avoiding jail—he’s collecting frequent flyer miles.

Police say he took off on a high-speed chase through Olympia after stealing a few thousand bucks’ worth of stuff from multiple stores. They eventually caught up with him—again—and found the goods, plus some drugs.

But here’s where it gets creative: dude apparently built a custom bong into his dashboard.  He’s not great at staying out of trouble, but you can’t say he’s not an innovator.

Surprisingly, after being arrested 98 times, he’s only got four felonies and 27 misdemeanors so far. So, you know, just another day for a guy who clearly thinks being “arrested 100 times” comes with a plaque or a prize.

Check out the Thurston County Sheriff’s Office dash-cam footage HERE!