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Jul 29, 2026
Boobies, Doobies and Uzis
Picture this (Or maybe DON’T): small-town Mississippi, late evening, and a Dodge Challenger just creeping along like it forgot where it parked. Cops pull it over—and surprise—it’s being driven by a completely naked young woman. Not “oops, forgot shoes” naked. Fully committed. Officers say Katelyn Maxwell seemed under the influence, and the car smelled like … Continue reading Boobies, Doobies and Uzis
Jul 22, 2026
Drunken Daredevil Surfs Train Top Naked
Cops arrested a guy from Arizona who decided the best way to travel was naked… on top of a moving train. Not inside. Not near it. Fully on top, like some kind of extremely underdressed action movie stunt. His name’s Daniel Ballance, and apparently before the ride ended, he made sure everyone knew about his … Continue reading Drunken Daredevil Surfs Train Top Naked
Mar 12, 2026
Neighborhood Plagued By Nude Burglar
Fairfax County Virginia police are hunting for a man who’s been breaking into homes in Centreville — without bothering to put on any clothes. Yep, we’re talking about a full-blown nude burglar situation. Between March 5th and 8th, at least four residents woke up in the wee hours to find a naked stranger strolling through … Continue reading Neighborhood Plagued By Nude Burglar
Feb 23, 2026
Naked Man Steals Ambulance… Patient Still Onboard
So, picture this — you’re in the back of an ambulance, minding your own business… when suddenly it starts moving. And your driver? A naked guy who was just doing push-ups in public. Police in Wisconsin Rapids say Benjamin Feltz hopped into an ambulance while paramedics were treating someone in the back. One paramedic tried … Continue reading Naked Man Steals Ambulance… Patient Still Onboard
Jan 12, 2026
Future Mermaid Arrested For Skinny Dipping
Down in small-town Louisiana, in peaceful pond, one determined woman was chasing her inner Ariel. Police in Linville, just north of Monroe, showed up to a neighbor’s property after reports of a naked trespasser — turns out, it was Erin Sutton, mid-dip, fully committed to “becoming a mermaid.” Not her first visit, apparently. The pond’s … Continue reading Future Mermaid Arrested For Skinny Dipping
Jan 5, 2026
Man Charged With Au Naturel Robbery of Meat Market
Guess “dressed for success” meant something else to this guy. The naked truth HERE!
Dec 29, 2025
Naked Man Terrorizes Hobby Lobby
Florida just can’t take the holiday off. Details about the Florida “craft store chaos” HERE!
Dec 26, 2025
Joplin Live Christmas Tree Dropoff
So, Joplin’s giving your poor, dried-up Christmas tree a second chance at life. Through January 31, you can drop it off—stripped naked of ornaments, of course—at one of three spots: Humphrey Park, McIndoe Park, or the Public Works Center on West 2nd Street. Just look for the “Christmas Tree Drop-Off” signs. If you’re the outdoorsy … Continue reading Joplin Live Christmas Tree Dropoff
Dec 19, 2025
Naked Man Steals Cop Car
No shirt. No shoes. BIG problem! More about the suspect with NOTHING to hide HERE!
Jul 24, 2025
Naked Boat Thief Escapes Hospital In Lab Coat
No clothes, no problem. How this punk went from naked pirate to fake doctor on the lam HERE!
May 30, 2025
Woman Gets Naked, Blames Michael Jackson
The hotel bar’s never seen a “Thriller” quite like this. More on a completely different type of “Moonwalk” HERE!
May 2, 2025
Cops Nab Birthday Suit Bandit
Florida’s crime scene just got a little more… revealing. More on this suspect who had nothing to hide HERE! Photos courtesy: Flagler County Sheriff’s Office