Man Stuck in Porta-Potty For a Mountain Dew
By Classic Hits 93.9 on 7-21-2026
In Kansas City last week a guy got stuck inside a porta-potty. And not, like, locked in. He was IN the porta-potty. A worker shows up to pick it up, door’s locked, guy inside says he’s “not coming out.” Always a promising start. Cop gets involved, tells him to open the door… guy says he … Continue reading Man Stuck in Porta-Potty For a Mountain Dew
Pole Dancing Practice Causes Flood
By Classic Hits 93.9 on 7-20-2026
A woman in Houston decided to pick up pole dancing at home… which, honestly, good for her. New hobby, new skills, living her best life. Except three days in, the pole she just installed came loose from the ceiling mid-practice… and smacked right into the fire sprinkler. And you already know what happens next. Maybe … Continue reading Pole Dancing Practice Causes Flood
Feline-Fueled Felony Fails Fast
By Classic Hits 93.9 on 7-16-2026
Monday morning in Maryland, some dude walks into a pet store, grabs a kitten like he’s late for a meeting, and bolts. Not great. But it gets weirder. He runs straight to the bank next door, strolls up to an employee holding this tiny black-and-white kitten and goes, “Hey, can you hold this?” Then he … Continue reading Feline-Fueled Felony Fails Fast
