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Sep 28, 2026

Costumed Batman Chases Thief, Recovers Purse

Birthday Party Ends With a Batman Rescue

Jul 7, 2026

Karma Catches Crook Mid-Crime

A guy in Maryland called police to report his car stolen… which is already a bad day. But it gets better. Because while his car was being stolen, he was allegedly across the street… burglarizing a Verizon store. Yeah. Timing is everything. Cops show up, start connecting dots pretty quickly. There’s blood on the broken … Continue reading Karma Catches Crook Mid-Crime

Mar 31, 2026

The Great Kit Kat Kaper

Somewhere in Europe, there’s a thief surrounded by twelve tons of KitKats. A truck carrying more than 400,000 bars vanished somewhere between Italy and Poland, and Nestlé’s still trying to figure out who took their chocolate road trip a little too literally. The missing truck hasn’t turned up, and Nestlé says the great candy caper … Continue reading The Great Kit Kat Kaper

Feb 5, 2026

Cop Hitches Ride In Pickup To Catch Stolen Bike Thief

So there’s this cop in Lynnwood, Washington—last name “Merica,” which already sounds like a joke setup. He spots a guy stealing a bike and takes off on foot. But the thief’s pedaling like he’s in the Tour de France, and Merica’s not keeping up. Then, out of nowhere, a guy in an old Ford pickup … Continue reading Cop Hitches Ride In Pickup To Catch Stolen Bike Thief

Dec 30, 2025

Car Thief Says He Was “Beamed” Into Car

Honestly, that’s a WAY cooler excuse than “I stole it.” More science fiction…Florida man style HERE!

Dec 17, 2025

Guy Calls Cops After Car He Stole Got Towed

He called police to complain his stolen car got towed, basically forgetting that he was the thief. How he RSVP’d to his own arrest HERE. Photo: New Castle County Sheriff Department

Sep 4, 2025

Man Finds Stolen Luggage, Thief Wearing HIS Clothes

Imagine your fashion sense solves a crime. More on this dress-up drama HERE!

Jul 24, 2025

Naked Boat Thief Escapes Hospital In Lab Coat

No clothes, no problem. How this punk went from naked pirate to fake doctor on the lam HERE!

Jul 10, 2025

Tweaked Out Trolly Thief Takes Florida Tourists for Birthday Joyride

Who needs a birthday card when you can get a court date instead? More about the birthday bash that’ll be the talk of Key West for a while HERE. Photos: Monroe County Sheriff’s Office/Conch Tour Train via Facebook

Mar 6, 2025

Jewelry Thief Swallows Earrings

Crime doesn’t pay – but it might require surgery. More about this jewelry thief with expensive taste HERE! Photos courtesy of Orange County Sheriff’s Department

Jan 17, 2025

Crook Haggles What He’ll Steal From Victims

Call it selective stealing. More on this connoisseur of crime HERE! Photo by Luis Villasmil on Unsplash

Nov 26, 2024

Criminally Cute Kleptomaniac Confiscates Kindergartners’ Kicks

Police investigated a serial shoe thief only to find it was a weasel, earning that weasel reputation. Check out the story and video HERE. Photo by Gary Ellis on Unsplash