So, you think your family dinners get tense? In Florida, AGAIN, 18-year-old Farrah Kernan got into a fight with her mom and decided to settle it... with a pork chop. Yep. A literal flying piece of meat.
Police say Farrah had been drinking, got into an argument, and smacked her mom in the face before launching the pork chop at her. When officers showed up, they actually noted “food residue” on the mom’s shoulder—because apparently that’s now official evidence.
The whole thing was caught on video, naturally, because what’s a family brawl without a witness pulling out their phone? Farrah ended up in jail on a $2,500 bond.
Moral of the story: Stop using dinner as a weapon.