So there’s a guy calling himself “Snake the Bigfoot Hunter” who says he’s finally cracked the case on Sasquatch.
His real name is Charles Stuart, but "Snake" sounds way cooler, so we’ll go with that. Anyway, he claims he found Bigfoot’s remains in upstate New York back in 2024. Not a footprint… not a blurry photo… the whole body.
Now he says he had it DNA tested—allegedly through Cornell University—and the results? Supposedly 58.5% Neanderthal and 41.5% human. Which means Bigfoot, according to "Snake," isn’t an ape… it’s basically your extremely hairy, very reclusive distant cousin.
He even named it. “Dack.” Like it might show up to a backyard barbecue, with a sixer of his homebrew Milkshake IPA.
Couple small issues though—Cornell University hasn’t confirmed any of this, failing to comment when asked, and pretty much everyone with a lab coat or common sense is calling it a hoax.
But hey, if you’re curious, Snake says he’ll have "Dack" on display at the New York State Fair later this summer. Nothing says family fun like a possibly fake, half-human Bigfoot in a glass case.
And remember, it's only Stupid News, if it's NOT true.
You can check out the pics and videos at "Snake's" website HERE!
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