A Florida woman gets pulled over last weekend. Sunrise Saturday morning, weaving a little, allegedly not super cooperative. Ends up getting arrested after resisting a deputy and heads off to jail.
Now comes intake, where they run her through one of those scanners that basically says, “Hey… something’s not quite right here.” Specifically, her “lower region.”
So they take her aside, and she’s doing that very subtle, very not suspicious move of trying to cover her backside with her hand. Which, of course, makes it more suspicious.
She moves her hand… and out drops a baggie. About 3.8 grams of cocaine. Just… hits the floor.
And without missing a beat, she says it’s not hers. No idea how it got there. Suggests maybe—maybe—someone else put it there during, let’s say, a recent romantic encounter.
Authorities were not buying what she was… not selling. So now, on top of everything else, she’s got a felony for bringing contraband into jail.
Court date’s set. Explanations… still pending.
Photo: Brevard County Sheriff’s Office