Apparently, Denver rush hour just wasn't exciting enough. Police got a call last week about a guy juggling fire... on a unicycle... in a crosswalk.
They send a drone to check it out, and sure enough, there’s this dude in neon clothes, riding tall on a unicycle, flames in hand, doing his own Cirque du Soleil routine between red lights. Drivers are watching like, “Is this performance art or an insurance claim waiting to happen?”
Even the cops had to laugh. Their social media post basically said, “Not exactly the Vegas Strip… but maybe?” They admitted he had skills — “quite good,” even — just, you know… totally illegal. Trespassing, impeding traffic, flaming torches near bumpers — the whole combo platter.
Luckily, no one got hurt, and the police wrapped it up with a gold-star disclaimer: sure, appreciate the talent… but maybe don’t audition for America’s Got Flame while in a crosswalk. Mmkay?