So… somewhere out there, there’s a truck driver who really misunderstood what “body shaping” means.
A British guy just got 13-and-a-half years after trying to smuggle about $9 million worth of cocaine… inside a shipment of Kim Kardashian’s Skims underwear. Yep. Nothing says “support and lift” like 198 pounds of illegal booger sugar.
Authorities say he was hauling 28 pallets of legit clothing from the Netherlands, but made a little side quest to pick up the drugs—because apparently that felt like a good career move for about five grand.
They even found the truck had a custom hidey-hole built into the back doors. Very Ocean’s Eleven… if Ocean’s Eleven made terrible life choices.
And just to be clear—the Skims shipment itself was totally legit. Kim K not out here launching a “Narco Nude” collection.