A woman in Washington apparently decided sidewalks are just… suggestion lanes.
Fifty-eight-year-old Wendy Clemente was arrested after driving her car up onto a sidewalk and chasing a kid on a bike. And not in a “hey slow down” kind of way—more like full-on horn-blaring, gas-pedal-committed chaos.
The whole thing was caught on video. She’s cruising, honking, then suddenly veers onto the sidewalk and guns it after the kid. No clear reason, no obvious instigation… just vibes and very bad decisions.
Thankfully, the kid was on a motorized bike, because if he’d been pedaling the old-fashioned way, this story probably ends a lot worse.
Witnesses stepped in, the kid got away, and about 30 minutes later, police found Wendy… reportedly trying to get into someone’s house.
Her explanation? She was just out driving her dog around… looking for other dogs to hang out with. You know, normal stuff. She also said she didn’t remember anything about chasing a kid down a sidewalk.
Police say she was under the influence of something. She was arrested.
Which feels like the least surprising part of this entire story.
(Here's the video.)