So remember those monkeys on the loose in St. Louis? Well, they’ve got company. Apparently they’ve recruited… a goat. A black and white goat, just casually tagging along in the same area like it missed the Metro Link.
The city’s Health Department says they’re still trying to figure out where these mystery animals came from — but tracking them isn’t easy. Because, of course, people online are flooding social media with AI-generated monkey pics. Monkeys driving cars, monkeys running for office — you name it. None of it real.
Officials are begging residents to only report actual sightings — no Photoshop, no Midjourney A.I. masterpieces. It’s also, by the way, illegal to have monkeys in the city. The goat? Still at large.
No comment yet on their plans for world domination.
Source: UPI