There’s a very fine line between a high school prank and… whatever this was.
Down in Florida, two guys hopped a fence at a high school in the middle of the night, found an unlocked door, and just… made themselves at home.
They rode around on bikes meant for special needs students, poked through classrooms, grabbed about 50 bucks worth of lanyards—because obviously—and then hit the jackpot: roughly 100 hot dogs and a stash of ice cream.
All told, about 60 bucks in food… which somehow feels both oddly specific and wildly unnecessary.
They also snagged an Allen wrench set on the way out, because nothing says “master criminal” like leaving with cafeteria snacks and basic tools.
Cops say this went down around 1 in the morning, and yeah… it definitely sounds like teenagers, but nobody’s confirmed that yet.
Police are now looking for leads—so if you spot someone with a suspicious number of hot dogs, or sticky ice cream faces and fingers…those might be your guys. Here’s to hoping justice is served with mustard and relish.