A guy in Maryland called police to report his car stolen… which is already a bad day. But it gets better.
Because while his car was being stolen, he was allegedly across the street… burglarizing a Verizon store.
Yeah. Timing is everything.
Cops show up, start connecting dots pretty quickly. There’s blood on the broken store window… and—what do you know—blood on his hands, clothes, and even his glasses.
He tries to play it off, says he wasn’t at the store. Police are like… “sir.”
One officer even called it “karma,” which honestly feels generous.
So now instead of just missing a car, he’s facing burglary, theft, and destruction of property charges.
And the car? Still missing.
Somewhere out there is a thief having a way better day than this guy.