So… this is a new one. … if you had “mysterious lingerie fire” on your bingo card this week, congratulations.
Police in Washington are looking for a guy who apparently walked into a Walmart, made a beeline for the lingerie section… and lit a rack of bras on fire.
Not subtle, either. Security video shows him roll up in a white Cadillac Escalade, head straight to the women’s underwear department, crouch down for a second, and then stroll out like he just grabbed milk.
Moments later? Flames. Whole store gets evacuated.
No serious injuries, thankfully. Just… scorched undergarments and a lot of confused shoppers.
The suspect’s believed to be a teenager, maybe 16 to 18, wearing a “WILDCAT” t-shirt and black sweatpants. And as of now, no one—including police—has any idea why you’d commit arson in the bra aisle.