So a woman in Lakeland, Florida calls 911 in utter terror. Not because there was a robber. Not even a snake. Because there’s a frog under her couch. A frog. Apparently a “huge and big” one, which, according to her, was a full-blown anxiety crisis waiting to happen.
Enter Deputy Rios — responding like it’s a hostage situation. She walks in, checks under the couch, and… plot twist: there are TWO frogs. Double the horror. She just grabs them with her hands — no gloves, no backup — like some kind of frog whisperer.
And after all that panic? The “huge and big” beasts turned out to be regular, garden-variety frogs. Basically the amphibian equivalent of a housefly. Florida, of course. Where even the frogs require law enforcement intervention.