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Jul 27, 2026

SWAT Truck Taken For Joyride

So this guy in New Jersey wakes up early Tuesday morning and thinks, “You know what I should steal? Not a Kia… not a Hyundai… no, let’s aim higher.” And by higher, we’re talking a $500,000 armored SWAT vehicle. Yeah, he took a BearCat. One of those massive, nine-ton, not-even-slightly-subtle police tanks meant for, you … Continue reading SWAT Truck Taken For Joyride

Apr 29, 2026

Fish Frenzy: Salmon on Something

You’ve heard of cocaine bears, maybe even those wired sharks… but now? Cocaine salmon. Researchers found traces of cocaine getting into rivers and lakes—basically making their way from us… to them. And once it hits the salmon, things get weird. The fish start swimming farther, acting bolder, eating differently—basically like they’ve got somewhere to be … Continue reading Fish Frenzy: Salmon on Something

Mar 16, 2026

Ohio Overrun By Bigfoot?

Something’s up in northeast Ohio—either Bigfoot’s been busy or folks there need new glasses. Over just five days, eight sightings popped up around Portage and Trumbull counties—a “flap,” as Bigfoot buffs call it, and the biggest one since the wild ’78 Minerva wave. The first sighting on March 6 was broad daylight. A guy swears … Continue reading Ohio Overrun By Bigfoot?

Nov 11, 2025

Bear Steals Chainsaw

Apparently, bears don’t just want your picnic basket. Check out the wild video HERE!

Aug 27, 2025

Smokey Bear Kidnapped

He spent years warning us all about fire. He should’ve warned about thieves too. More about this bear-y bold robbery HERE!

Aug 12, 2025

Colorado Sewer Bears

Storm drains: not just for rain anymore. More about the hairy clog even Drano can’t fix HERE.

May 27, 2025

Pet Lizard Saves Owner From Fire

This lizard set a new standard for domestic heroes everywhere. The cold blooded details HERE! Photo by Erin Testone on Unsplash

May 13, 2025

Bear Busts Into 7 Cars in 1 Night

Forget cat burglars-Colorado’s got a bear burglar. More about his night of bear-eaking and entering HERE! Photo by Marc-Olivier Jodoin on Unsplash

Dec 6, 2024

Bear Steals Inflatable Grinch

When they say ‘bear necessities,’ we don’t think they meant Christmas decorations! More on the answer to what the bear does in the woods (Including VIDEO) HERE! Photo by mana5280 on Unsplash

Nov 25, 2024

Cigarettes and Doppelgangers and Bears Oh My

They say everybody has a twin, but has that ever earned you $50 and a pack of Reds? Check out a Jeremy Allen White look-alike winner, plus, a 2½-year-old “Baby Allen White” right HERE. Photo by Giorgio Trovato on Unsplash

Aug 23, 2024

Man, Attacked By Bear, Shoots Himself

He just had to grin and bear it. Just the “bear” facts HERE! Photo by mana5280 on Unsplash

Jun 6, 2024

Skating Bear Attacks Circus Trainer

He bear-ly made it out alive. Bear witness to the video and the whole story HERE! Pic courtesy of Bellweather productions