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Things For A Happier Relationship That Money Can’t Buy

Mar 25, 2026

Things For A Happier Relationship That Money Can’t Buy

So apparently, money really can’t buy happiness—or a healthy relationship. The happiest couples aren’t rolling in cash, they’re just good at the free stuff—like putting down their phones and actually listening to each other. Wild concept, right? Turns out, it’s the tiny things that make all the difference: paying attention, saying thank you, giving your … Continue reading Things For A Happier Relationship That Money Can’t Buy

Caribbean Cocaine Sharks

Mar 25, 2026

Caribbean Cocaine Sharks

So apparently, sharks off the coast of the Bahamas are now swimming around wired and maybe a little… *too* happy. A new study tested 85 sharks near Eleuthera Island and found nearly a third with traces of caffeine, painkillers, and even cocaine in their blood. Scientists say it’s the first time caffeine and acetaminophen have … Continue reading Caribbean Cocaine Sharks

Thom Watts Talks Silver Dollar City With Brandei & Madi

Mar 24, 2026

Thom Watts Talks Silver Dollar City With Brandei & Madi

Thom Watts had Brandei and Madi from Silver Dollar City in — basically the queens of the park — and we covered a lot in this visit. Thunderation is taking its final lap after about 30 years, so this whole season is one big retirement party instead of a pity party. They’re even rolling out … Continue reading Thom Watts Talks Silver Dollar City With Brandei & Madi

Not So Grand Theft

Mar 24, 2026

Not So Grand Theft

Apparently, practice does not make perfect — at least not when it comes to robbing banks. In the Dollar Tree version of “Oceans Eleven,” Gustavo DeJesus Torres, tried to rob six Chase branches in five days… and ended up with a grand total of six hundred and five bucks. That’s right — six robberies, five … Continue reading Not So Grand Theft

“Dirty Dozen” Tax Scams of 2026

Mar 23, 2026

“Dirty Dozen” Tax Scams of 2026

Because nothing says ‘springtime’ like the smell of fraud in the air, the IRS just dropped their annual “Dirty Dozen” list of tax scams — like clockwork, right before the April 15th deadline. At the top: fake IRS emails and texts that look oh-so-official, down to the links and QR codes. Then there’s AI-powered phone … Continue reading “Dirty Dozen” Tax Scams of 2026

From Bail Money To Jail Money

Mar 23, 2026

From Bail Money To Jail Money

A guy in South Carolina gets tossed in jail for trespassing — nothing major. Next morning, he’s standing in front of the judge, and his bail is set at $250. Easy enough, right? He pulls out a wad of cash, hands over four crisp $100 bills, and says, “Keep the change.” Like he’s tipping the … Continue reading From Bail Money To Jail Money

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New Leader in Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame Vote

Mar 20, 2026

New Leader in Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame Vote

Phil Collins was cruising at the top of the Rock Hall fan vote — until New Edition strolled in and said, “Hold my microphone.” The R&B legends just bumped Phil from the number one spot. Collins is still in the mix, along with P!nk, Luther Vandross, Sade, and Billy Idol, but the fans are clearly … Continue reading New Leader in Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame Vote

Man Uses Google Translate In Attempted Robbery

Mar 20, 2026

Man Uses Google Translate In Attempted Robbery

In Newark, New Jersey, a guy decides he’s gonna rob an Ecuadorian restaurant—using Google Translate. Yeah. His big plan was to type his stickup note into the app, hit “translate to Spanish,” and show it to the cashier. Very 21st century of him. He even ordered a coffee first, because apparently caffeine is key to … Continue reading Man Uses Google Translate In Attempted Robbery

Listening to Music May Reduce Anxiety

Mar 19, 2026

Listening to Music May Reduce Anxiety

So apparently, you don’t need therapy, you just need… 24 minutes of tunes. A new study out of Toronto Metropolitan University says listening to music — specifically for about 24 minutes — actually reduces anxiety. Not 12, not 36 — twenty-four was the magic number. They tested 144 adults who already had anxiety and were … Continue reading Listening to Music May Reduce Anxiety

Drunk-Driving In A Golf Cart

Mar 19, 2026

Drunk-Driving In A Golf Cart

A “pickled pensioner” in North Port, Florida, decided his golf cart was the perfect getaway car after “partying at the club” since noon. It was nine at night. His wife fell out of the cart on the way home, hit her head, and he called 911 … which was the smartest thing he did all … Continue reading Drunk-Driving In A Golf Cart

Joplin Recycling Coordinator Scott Patterson Visits Classic Hits 93.9

Mar 18, 2026

Joplin Recycling Coordinator Scott Patterson Visits Classic Hits 93.9

You know what costs less than a fancy latte? Curbside recycling in Joplin — just $4.87 a month, and they even give you the cart. Seriously, you just call Republic Services, roll your bin to the curb when it’s full, and boom — you’re saving the planet before breakfast. Joplin’s recycling guru, Scott Patterson, says … Continue reading Joplin Recycling Coordinator Scott Patterson Visits Classic Hits 93.9

Man Tries To Steal Septic Tank… TWICE

Mar 18, 2026

Man Tries To Steal Septic Tank… TWICE

This dude in Florida really, really wanted a septic tank. First, he shows up to a construction site and tries hauling it off with—wait for it—a Toyota Corolla. Yeah, that went exactly how you think it did. Someone in a Jeep chased him off, so he leaves empty-handed. But persistence is a thing, apparently. The … Continue reading Man Tries To Steal Septic Tank… TWICE

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