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Jan 19, 2026
Florida Cop Handcuffs Runaway Emu
Florida, where the weird news never sleeps. A deputy gets a call regarding a runaway emu. Yeah, an emu. Not your usual traffic stop. Bodycam’s rolling, and Cpl. Keisler’s out there like, “Dispatch, I’m in pursuit of… an emu.” The bird’s bolting down the road, Keisler’s trying to keep up, and somewhere in all this … Continue reading Florida Cop Handcuffs Runaway Emu
Jan 16, 2026
Vinyl Records Resurgence Continues
So apparently, vinyl’s still the comeback kid — nineteen years running. Yep, Luminate’s 2025 music report says vinyl sales jumped another 8.6%, while digital album sales face-planted nearly 16%. Taylor Swift’s The Life of a Showgirl led the charge — 1.6 million copies spun on turntables. Sabrina Carpenter and Kendrick Lamar grabbed the silver and … Continue reading Vinyl Records Resurgence Continues
Jan 16, 2026
Teacher Charged For Throwing Shoe At Student
In Woodbridge, Virginia, and police are wrapping up a rather… unexpected investigation at Rippon Middle School. Turns out, a teacher allegedly took her disciplinary methods to new heights — or at least shoe-throwing distance. Back in mid-December, she was apparently talking to an 11-year-old student in the hallway, and for reasons known only to her … Continue reading Teacher Charged For Throwing Shoe At Student
Jan 14, 2026
Items To Get Rid Of While Reorganizing Your Home
It’s Organize Your Home Day! If your New Year’s resolution is to finally get organized, you’re not alone. Now that all the holiday gifts are unwrapped, you realize… every single thing in your house needs a new home — including the new stuff. Professional organizers say January is prime time to declutter. Their hit list? … Continue reading Items To Get Rid Of While Reorganizing Your Home
Jan 14, 2026
Search For Monkeys In St. Louis Hampered by Fake AI Posts
There are monkeys on the loose in St. Louis. They were first spotted hanging around O’Fallon Park last week, just living their best life in “The Lou.” Nobody knows where they came from, but since owning exotic animals is illegal in the city, someone out there is probably sweating right now. The St. Louis Zoo … Continue reading Search For Monkeys In St. Louis Hampered by Fake AI Posts
Jan 13, 2026
Mayor Tells Residents Not To Eat Toilet Seats
So, there’s a mayor in Tasmania who had to post a public reminder that honestly shouldn’t exist: “Please don’t eat toilet seats.” Apparently, Mayor Michelle Dracoulis found bite marks—actual bite marks—on a public toilet seat. And because this is the world we live in, she had to take to social media to say, in all … Continue reading Mayor Tells Residents Not To Eat Toilet Seats
Jan 12, 2026
It’s National Pizza Week!
So, apparently it’s National Pizza Week. No one really knows who invented it—probably someone with a deep love of carbs and cheese—but it runs Jan. 11 through Jan. 17, so that’s all the excuse you need to grab a slice. We encourage you to celebrate by listening to win 4 large pizzas from Wildfire Pizza … Continue reading It’s National Pizza Week!
Jan 12, 2026
Was Instagram hacked?
So, apparently Instagram might’ve sprung a leak—though Meta swears it’s just a “technical glitch.” Meanwhile, cybersecurity firm Malwarebytes is out here saying, “Nope, that’s 17.5 million user accounts floating around the dark web.” We’re talking usernames, emails, phone numbers—maybe even addresses—already up for grabs in some hacker’s shady online yard sale. Malwarebytes says it ties … Continue reading Was Instagram hacked?
Jan 12, 2026
Future Mermaid Arrested For Skinny Dipping
Down in small-town Louisiana, in peaceful pond, one determined woman was chasing her inner Ariel. Police in Linville, just north of Monroe, showed up to a neighbor’s property after reports of a naked trespasser — turns out, it was Erin Sutton, mid-dip, fully committed to “becoming a mermaid.” Not her first visit, apparently. The pond’s … Continue reading Future Mermaid Arrested For Skinny Dipping
Jan 9, 2026
How To Protect Yourself From Flu
So, the flu’s back — and it apparently missed us so much it showed up everywhere. Hospitals? Packed. ERs? Overflowing. Doctors are calling it one of the worst seasons in decades, thanks to a new “super flu” strain that refuses to mind its own business. Right now, nearly every state is lighting up with “high” … Continue reading How To Protect Yourself From Flu
Jan 9, 2026
Man Rides Horse Through Target Store
So, picture this…you’re in Target, minding your business, maybe grabbing toothpaste, when some guy literally rides a horse down the aisle. Just a casual trot. The rider? TikToker Stephen Harmon, because of course it’s a TikToker. People stop, jaws drop, one brave soul even pets the horse like it’s just another day in retail. Then—because … Continue reading Man Rides Horse Through Target Store
Jan 8, 2026
Girl Scouts Retire Two Cookies, And Introduce A New One
Girl Scout cookie season is here! Yes, Thin Mints are back to test our willpower, along with Caramel deLites, Peanut Butter Patties, and now… a newcomer crashing the party — the Exploremores. They’ve got chocolate, marshmallow, and toasted almond crème — basically rocky road in cookie form. And sure, we had to say goodbye to … Continue reading Girl Scouts Retire Two Cookies, And Introduce A New One