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Dec 1, 2025

Felony Joyride Burger Run

Putting the fast in “Fast Food.” A meal deal that now includes fines, a lawyer, and a new job search HERE!

Oct 16, 2025

Prison Guard Fired For Selling Chicken Wings To Inmate

Trading professionalism for poultry. Find out what happens when integrity takes a lunch break HERE!

Jun 5, 2025

Drug Dealer Steals Cannon from Wichita Park

Truly an epic bit of stupid news here. While we wouldn’t recommend a single choice made in this one, we feel like it would make a good movie. Read the story here. Photo by Robert Harkness on Unsplash

Feb 17, 2025

Whale Swallows Kayaker, Temporarily

He’s lucky the whale was into catch-and-release. The whole story and the amazing video of this modern day Jonah HERE! Photo by Mike Doherty on Unsplash

Dec 11, 2024

Man Returns Used Car By Smashing Through Dealers Front Door

Maybe he was returning it because of a brake problem? All the smashing details HERE! Photo by Tom Van Dyck

Nov 20, 2024

MAN LEAVES BAG OF DRUGS ON TRAIN, REPORTS IT MISSING

His missing bag put him on the express line to jail. More on this off the rails case of irony HERE! Photo by White Field Photo on Unsplash

Sep 25, 2024

Chicken Costumed California Cops

Getting a little “cocky” with his job. More on how the SFPD is dealing with dumb clucks HERE! Photo by Luca Ercolani on Unsplash

Sep 3, 2024

Drug Smuggler Busted For Sleeping and Driving

This is just embarrassing. What self-respecting drug dealer drives a Tesla?! Read the whole story HERE! Photo by Roberto Nickson on Unsplash

Feb 13, 2024

Minister Busted for Dealing Meth

More of a crystal-Methodist pastor, as it were. More about the malfeasant minister HERE! Photo by Loren Biser on Unsplash

Dec 11, 2023

Drug Dealing Barber Busted By Bald Customers

“I said I wanted it SHORT, not I wanted a SNORT.” More on their close shave with the law HERE! Photo by Marco D’Emilia on Unsplash

Oct 12, 2023

Woman Steal Car for Job Interview

We’ve said it before, being an assertive decision maker is something employers are looking for, unless those assertive decisions are felonies. More about the burlesque bandit HERE! Photo by Eric Nopanen on Unsplash

Sep 27, 2023

Drug Dealer Calls Cops to Report Theft

Someone has spent too much time sampling his own supply. And this may not even be his dumbest arrest. More of this idiots inept exploits HERE! Photo by De an Sun on Unsplash