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Oct 19, 2026
Getaway Driver Ditches Criminal Cohort
Driver Departs Before Suspect Leaves Scene of Crime
Sep 21, 2026
Druggie Takes Drugs To Drug Court
Probation Deal Revoked After New Arrest
Sep 15, 2026
Drug Dealer Offers Loyalty Cards
Loyalty Cards Offered With Drug Purchases
Aug 28, 2026
5 Home Chores That Can Wait Until AFTER Labor Day
Procrastinating on a few house chores isn’t lazy. It’s a seasonal strategy.
Aug 18, 2026
Dog Sings Along To Michael Jackson
Teddy the dog may have just won the internet with a one-second guest spot during Michael Jackson’s “Human Nature.” In a YouTube Short, Teddy is sitting in his mom’s arms, wearing an oversized black bow tie, because apparently he has a stylist, while she sings along to the song. Then comes that famous “why, whyyyy” … Continue reading Dog Sings Along To Michael Jackson
Aug 6, 2026
Tax Free Weekend: What You Need To Know
So, heads up: Missouri’s back-to-school tax-free weekend is coming in hot. It runs from just after midnight Friday, August 7 through Sunday night, August 9, 2026. For those three glorious days, the state basically says, “Fine, keep your sales tax,” on a bunch of school-related stuff. Here’s the sweet spot: clothes under $100, school supplies … Continue reading Tax Free Weekend: What You Need To Know
Jul 28, 2026
Doctors Warn Against Cyclospora Diet Craze
So… apparently the internet has decided the latest “diet trend” is the cyclospora stomach parasite, and doctors are having to say “NOOOOOOOO!” Arizona’s dealing with 36 confirmed cases of cyclospora — yeah, the one sometimes linked to contaminated lettuce — and doctors are now having to say out loud, “please don’t try to get this … Continue reading Doctors Warn Against Cyclospora Diet Craze
Jul 23, 2026
Second Cyclospora Outbreak: What to Eat and Drink to Get You Though It
Second Cyclospora Outbreak Because apparently one wasn’t enough.… there’s now a second Cyclospora outbreak popping up, across 5 midwestern states. Health officials are still trying to pin down the source, but we’re talking thousands of cases nationwide, a few hundred hospitalizations, and now another cluster popping up across the Midwest. (Michigan, Ohio, Indiana, Kentucky and … Continue reading Second Cyclospora Outbreak: What to Eat and Drink to Get You Though It
Jul 16, 2026
Feline-Fueled Felony Fails Fast
Monday morning in Maryland, some dude walks into a pet store, grabs a kitten like he’s late for a meeting, and bolts. Not great. But it gets weirder. He runs straight to the bank next door, strolls up to an employee holding this tiny black-and-white kitten and goes, “Hey, can you hold this?” Then he … Continue reading Feline-Fueled Felony Fails Fast
Jul 13, 2026
Sci-Fi School Break-In
A group of teens went full sci-fi during a break-in at their high school. Three teens in North Carolina are now facing charges after police say they used a homemade plasma cannon to break into Smith High School around 2 a.m. Sunday. Yes. Plasma cannon. As in, “we built this in a garage and absolutely … Continue reading Sci-Fi School Break-In
Jul 3, 2026
City of Joplin July 4 Celebration
So here’s the deal for the 4th in Joplin… things kick off at 5:30 at Fred G. Hughes Stadium over at MSSU. It’s the big one this year—the country’s turning 250, so they’re going a little extra. Think food trucks, bounce houses, and that “we stayed for the fireworks” level of commitment. Live music starts … Continue reading City of Joplin July 4 Celebration
Jun 11, 2026
Swamp Sprint Ends in Gator Grapple
Down in Louisiana, Victor Rivas gets pulled over after allegedly driving like he’s in a stunt driver audition—already hit a concrete barrier, blew a tire, the whole deal. Troopers start a DWI check… and he decides, “You know what? I’m gonna run.” Not just run—he jumps off an elevated interstate into a swamp. For a … Continue reading Swamp Sprint Ends in Gator Grapple