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Apr 8, 2026

Man Arrested for GUI (Galloping Under The Influence)

So, in Kentucky, police pulled over a guy for—get this—riding a horse drunk. Yep. Not driving. Galloping. Through a neighborhood in Bowling Green, no less. According to the report, Jorge Hernandez had just left a liquor store and was “partially slumped over” his brown vehicle—which turned out to have four legs and a tail. He’s … Continue reading Man Arrested for GUI (Galloping Under The Influence)

Mar 10, 2026

Sheriff Busted By Own Deputies For DUI

A Georgia sheriff just got busted for DUI… by his own deputies. Yeah. Hall County Sheriff Gerald Couch apparently started his morning with a Four Loko at 6 a.m. — because coffee’s overrated, I guess. By eleven, troopers spotted him driving like Mario Kart with a blindfold and followed him home. When they stopped him, … Continue reading Sheriff Busted By Own Deputies For DUI

Dec 16, 2025

Clarinet Mistaken for Weapon

AI needs more band lessons as those students. Learn what happens when Artificial Intelligence has a Real Overreaction HERE! Photo generated by ChatGPT

Dec 11, 2025

Man Robs Store with Antique Gun

The weapon was historic, but the choices were timelessly bad. More on the Tulsa Antiques Roadshow: Crime Edition HERE! Photos via Tulsa PD

Oct 30, 2025

Pumpkin Smasher Arrested

Great gourd a’mighty! More about this JERK-o-lantern HERE! Photo: Pinellas county Sherriff’s Department

Oct 24, 2025

AI Flags Doritos Bag as Gun

Artificial Intelligence thought it was a Snack Attack. How snack time just went full sci-fi HERE!

Oct 15, 2025

Drive-By Cheesburgering

No word on whether fries were involved. More on the world’s weirdest drive-by HERE!

Oct 10, 2025

Guy Shows Up to Jail, Thermos Up His Butt

Those “weird things found in Florida” lists just got updated. The story of an X-ray that will make you spit out your coffee HERE.

Sep 23, 2025

Assault With Silly String

Assault charges are no laughing matter, but they can be silly. More on the most colorful arrest report in Florida HERE!

Aug 26, 2025

Wasted Woman In Wiener Costume TPs Neighbor’s Car

Some days the neighborhood watch just isn’t enough. More about the woman who’s not just the party…she’s the whole picnic HERE!

Aug 25, 2025

Man Arrested For 120 mph DUI, with 2 Missing Tires

Police didn’t need a radar gun to know something was wrong. More on the man arrested for a checklist full of bad life choices HERE!

Aug 21, 2025

Man In Jester Outfit Threatens Neighbor With Dagger

What happens when medieval mischief meets modern-day mayhem? More on this comical costume caper with a sharp twist HERE!