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Man Stuck in Porta-Potty For a Mountain Dew

Jul 21, 2026

Man Stuck in Porta-Potty For a Mountain Dew

In Kansas City last week a guy got stuck inside a porta-potty. And not, like, locked in. He was IN the porta-potty. A worker shows up to pick it up, door’s locked, guy inside says he’s “not coming out.” Always a promising start. Cop gets involved, tells him to open the door… guy says he … Continue reading Man Stuck in Porta-Potty For a Mountain Dew

Back-To-School Bargain Shopping Tips

Jul 20, 2026

Back-To-School Bargain Shopping Tips

Back-to-school shopping is back… and yeah, it’s coming for your wallet. The average parent’s looking at around $600, so naturally, everyone’s in “how do I not spend that?” mode. First move? Shop your own house. There’s a 90% chance last year’s backpack still has perfectly good supplies hiding in it. Free is undefeated. After that, … Continue reading Back-To-School Bargain Shopping Tips

Better Ways To Boost Morning Energy

Jul 16, 2026

Better Ways To Boost Morning Energy

If your morning routine is basically “open eyes, grab coffee, hope for the best”… yeah, same. But apparently that’s not doing you any favors. Doctors say your energy isn’t just about caffeine — it’s sleep timing, stress, hydration… all the annoying responsible stuff. But the fixes are actually pretty simple. First, drink some water. Your … Continue reading Better Ways To Boost Morning Energy

Felony Fail: Selfies Foil Theft

Jul 15, 2026

Felony Fail: Selfies Foil Theft

Two guys in California allegedly pulled off a $100,000 burglary—tools, copper wire, even vehicles—from a business in American Canyon. Pretty big score… right up until they decided to document the whole thing like it was a vacation. Yep. Selfies. During the crime. Police say those photos helped ID their vehicles, which got shared with other … Continue reading Felony Fail: Selfies Foil Theft

Explosive Diarrhea Parasite In Missouri

Jul 9, 2026

Explosive Diarrhea Parasite In Missouri

The “explosive diarrhea parasite” has officially made it to Missouri. Love that for us. And when major fast food outlets start pulling menu items you know it’s serious. Not to ruin your day, but there’s a parasite making the rounds in at least 20 states that’s causing people to make some very urgent “life choices.” … Continue reading Explosive Diarrhea Parasite In Missouri

Silly Sack Sparks Serious Charges

Jun 26, 2026

Silly Sack Sparks Serious Charges

Yet ANOTHER example of confidence gone horribly wrong. Stop us if you’ve heard this before. Police in Kentucky get called out to a car parked where it shouldn’t be—employee parking, nothing wild. Just a “hey, what’s going on here” situation. But then an officer looks inside and spots a bag that literally says, “Definitely not … Continue reading Silly Sack Sparks Serious Charges

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Teen Torches Walmart Lingerie Aisle

Jun 12, 2026

Teen Torches Walmart Lingerie Aisle

So… this is a new one. … if you had “mysterious lingerie fire” on your bingo card this week, congratulations. Police in Washington are looking for a guy who apparently walked into a Walmart, made a beeline for the lingerie section… and lit a rack of bras on fire. Not subtle, either. Security video shows … Continue reading Teen Torches Walmart Lingerie Aisle

URGENT CALL for Blood and platelet donors

Jun 1, 2026

URGENT CALL for Blood and platelet donors

Hey—quick heads up, because this one actually matters. The Red Cross is running low on blood right now. Like, dropped by several thousand units in just the past week low. And heading into summer? That’s not great timing. Between now and Labor Day—what they call the “100 deadliest days”—crashes go up, especially with teen drivers. … Continue reading URGENT CALL for Blood and platelet donors

High Low Cash Jackpot Winner – Rebecca Brandon

May 29, 2026

High Low Cash Jackpot Winner – Rebecca Brandon

Congratulations to Rebecca Brandon of Quapaw, our second High Low Cash Jackpot winner! She took home $589.43! Listen every weekday at 7a, 9a, 11a, 1p and 3p for your chance to call us and guess the jackpot number. We tell everyone if the guess is too High or too Low. Get it correct and you’ll … Continue reading High Low Cash Jackpot Winner – Rebecca Brandon

Fleeing Fool Hides In Flue

May 28, 2026

Fleeing Fool Hides In Flue

This guy in Washington tried to dodge police… and picked possibly the worst escape route in recent history. Cops get called to a boarded-up house because neighbors see smoke coming out of the chimney. Not a great sign already. They show up, hear someone inside… and instead of answering the door, this guy climbs out … Continue reading Fleeing Fool Hides In Flue

Tips to Reduce Morning Anxiety

May 14, 2026

Tips to Reduce Morning Anxiety

Not everybody wakes up like a Disney character. Some of us open our eyes and immediately feel like we’re late for something… even when we’re not. Apparently, that lovely little panic spike is thanks to cortisol—your body’s built-in stress alarm. And according to Dr. Anna Elton, some of our morning “habits” are basically hitting the … Continue reading Tips to Reduce Morning Anxiety

Greatest Guitar Solos of All Time

May 6, 2026

Greatest Guitar Solos of All Time

Who doesn’t love an epic guitar solo ? You know the feeling… that moment when a song just lifts off and suddenly you’re gripping an imaginary Strat like your life depends on it. Rolling Stone just dropped its list of the 100 greatest guitar solos, and it’s a full-on time warp. We’re talking everything from … Continue reading Greatest Guitar Solos of All Time

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