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Fleeing Fool Hides In Flue

May 28, 2026

Fleeing Fool Hides In Flue

This guy in Washington tried to dodge police… and picked possibly the worst escape route in recent history. Cops get called to a boarded-up house because neighbors see smoke coming out of the chimney. Not a great sign already. They show up, hear someone inside… and instead of answering the door, this guy climbs out … Continue reading Fleeing Fool Hides In Flue

Memorial Day Freebies And Deals

May 22, 2026

Memorial Day Freebies And Deals

Memorial Day hits May 25 this year, which basically means two things: a long weekend… and everybody suddenly becomes a “deal expert.” Seriously, it’s one of the biggest sale blowouts of the year. Restaurants are tossing out freebies, retailers are slashing prices, and somewhere there’s a grill calling your name. If you’ve been eyeing new … Continue reading Memorial Day Freebies And Deals

Baker Burns Cheater’s Birthday Cake

May 20, 2026

Baker Burns Cheater’s Birthday Cake

Revenge is usually served cold… but apparently in Louisiana, it comes fully torched. So this baker near New Orleans makes this massive, $600 almond cake—feeds like 75 people. The boyfriend, Jonathan, designed the whole thing. Big party, all-black theme, gold accents… very extra. Only problem? His girlfriend paid for it. And right before pickup, she … Continue reading Baker Burns Cheater’s Birthday Cake

Tunnel Trickery Triggers Traffic Trouble

May 14, 2026

Tunnel Trickery Triggers Traffic Trouble

So… this feels like something Wile E. Coyote would absolutely sign off on. A guy in Glasgow somehow drove straight into a wall… because the wall looked like a tunnel. Not a real tunnel. A mural. Painted on. With big cartoon-ish “eyes” meant to resemble an entrance on a slip road near the Clyde Tunnel. … Continue reading Tunnel Trickery Triggers Traffic Trouble

Tesla Pulls Over After DUI Driver Passes Out

Apr 28, 2026

Tesla Pulls Over After DUI Driver Passes Out

A Florida woman decided Tesla Autopilot meant “designated driver.” Kimberly Brown was reportedly cruising along I-75 at around 2 a.m., clocking in at about twice the legal limit… and fully trusting her car to handle the rest. Bold strategy. Stupid, but bold. Problem is, Tesla’s not that kind of friend. It actually expects you to … Continue reading Tesla Pulls Over After DUI Driver Passes Out

Record Store Day 2026

Apr 17, 2026

Record Store Day 2026

Record Store Day is set Saturday, April 18th! The lineup for the annual celebration of all things vinyl is already out. This year’s drop stretches from classic rock royalty to buzzy pop favorites, with plenty of curveballs in between. We’re talking hundreds of exclusive releases designed to lure fans back into indie shops. The full … Continue reading Record Store Day 2026

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20K, Two Generations, One Mother Road

Apr 14, 2026

20K, Two Generations, One Mother Road

Wyndham hotels are looking for the ultimate grandparent‑grandkid road trip duo — and they’re paying twenty grand for it. Yep, $20K to cruise the full stretch of Route 66, from Chicago to Santa Monica, all while posting your adventures on social media. They’re covering hotels — think classic roadside stays like Super 8, La Quinta, … Continue reading 20K, Two Generations, One Mother Road

“Dirty Dozen” Tax Scams of 2026

Mar 23, 2026

“Dirty Dozen” Tax Scams of 2026

Because nothing says ‘springtime’ like the smell of fraud in the air, the IRS just dropped their annual “Dirty Dozen” list of tax scams — like clockwork, right before the April 15th deadline. At the top: fake IRS emails and texts that look oh-so-official, down to the links and QR codes. Then there’s AI-powered phone … Continue reading “Dirty Dozen” Tax Scams of 2026

Man Drives Flaming Car On Highway

Jan 29, 2026

Man Drives Flaming Car On Highway

So, picture this a 60‑year‑old dude, slightly marinated in booze, is cruising down a major Florida highway, when his car literally catches fire. Most of us would’ve pulled over, right? Not Patrick Rinaldi. (The afore mentioned 60-year-old dude.) He stopped for a second, watched the smoke billow, then decided, “Eh, it’ll probably work itself out,” … Continue reading Man Drives Flaming Car On Highway

Joplin Live Christmas Tree Dropoff

Dec 26, 2025

Joplin Live Christmas Tree Dropoff

So, Joplin’s giving your poor, dried-up Christmas tree a second chance at life. Through January 31, you can drop it off—stripped naked of ornaments, of course—at one of three spots: Humphrey Park, McIndoe Park, or the Public Works Center on West 2nd Street. Just look for the “Christmas Tree Drop-Off” signs. If you’re the outdoorsy … Continue reading Joplin Live Christmas Tree Dropoff

Judge Fired For Wearing Elvis Wig

Nov 21, 2025

Judge Fired For Wearing Elvis Wig

A judge trades legal briefs for blue suede shoes, and gets all shook up. How a Missouri courtroom turned into a mini-Graceland HERE!

Silver Dollar City Old Time Christmas: Passports, Plans & More!

Nov 14, 2025

Silver Dollar City Old Time Christmas: Passports, Plans & More!

Madie Foreman, stopped by the Classic Hits 93.9 studios to talk to Thom Watts about Silver Dollar City ‘Old Time Christmas’ 2025, plus how you can give the gift of Silver Dollar City for the holidays. The air is buzzing with anticipation surrounding Silver Dollar City’s ‘Old Time Christmas,’ the 7-time winner of America’s Best … Continue reading Silver Dollar City Old Time Christmas: Passports, Plans & More!

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