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Jul 23, 2026
Creepy Mime Case Ends in Charges
Police in Massachusetts arrested a mime. Which already feels like the setup to a joke, but nope—real story. This guy had been hanging around a walking trail, full mime getup, just… lingering. And not in a charming, invisible box kind of way. More like, “why is that man staring at me in silence?” kind of … Continue reading Creepy Mime Case Ends in Charges
Jul 8, 2026
Simple Ways To Keep Your Dog Summer Safe
Hot weather reminder: your dog is not built for summer like you are. Dogs don’t sweat like we do, so they can get heatstroke really fast. So how hot is TOO HOT for your dog? Easy rule of thumb—take the temperature, add the humidity. If that number hits 150 or more, it’s officially “we’re staying … Continue reading Simple Ways To Keep Your Dog Summer Safe
Jul 2, 2026
Friendly Fireworks Safety Tips
A quick reminder before you celebrate America by almost setting your garage on fire… fireworks are not that complicated. Find an open space. Not your driveway. Not next to your car. Definitely not under a tree you “think is probably fine.” Open space. Light one firework at a time—this isn’t a speedrun—and then back up … Continue reading Friendly Fireworks Safety Tips
May 7, 2026
Curbside Chaos As Car Chases Cyclist
A woman in Washington apparently decided sidewalks are just… suggestion lanes. Fifty-eight-year-old Wendy Clemente was arrested after driving her car up onto a sidewalk and chasing a kid on a bike. And not in a “hey slow down” kind of way—more like full-on horn-blaring, gas-pedal-committed chaos. The whole thing was caught on video. She’s cruising, … Continue reading Curbside Chaos As Car Chases Cyclist
May 6, 2026
Greatest Guitar Solos of All Time
Who doesn’t love an epic guitar solo ? You know the feeling… that moment when a song just lifts off and suddenly you’re gripping an imaginary Strat like your life depends on it. Rolling Stone just dropped its list of the 100 greatest guitar solos, and it’s a full-on time warp. We’re talking everything from … Continue reading Greatest Guitar Solos of All Time
May 1, 2026
Bee Blitz Brings Beekeeper Bust
A Massachusetts woman really took the phrase “sting operation” a little too literally. Rebecca Woods, beekeeper, clearly not afraid of commitment—showed up to an eviction in Longmeadow with a trailer full of beehives and a plan that can only be described as… bold. Deputies are there to evict a guy from his $1.9 million home, … Continue reading Bee Blitz Brings Beekeeper Bust
Apr 22, 2026
Wienermobile Wins the Prom
A group of high schoolers in Topeka just casually outdid every prom entrance ever… by showing up in the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile. And the best part? No big planning, no connections… just one kid walking up and asking. A junior named Breckan spotted the Wienermobile sitting in a Dillons parking lot, found the driver—yes, officially … Continue reading Wienermobile Wins the Prom
Apr 20, 2026
Cops Check Up On Gamer Granny
In Ohio, 91-year-old woman missed her daily wellness check call—you know, one of those “just making sure you’re alive” programs. Her daughter couldn’t reach her either, so folks went into a bit of a panic. Police show up, her car’s in the garage, nobody answers the door… so yeah, alarms are going off. They finally … Continue reading Cops Check Up On Gamer Granny
Apr 6, 2026
Easy Ways To Boost Your Brain’s Happy Chemicals
So if you’ve got a case of the Mondays—or you’re just coming down from your Easter candy high—don’t panic. You’ve got four happy chemicals on your side: dopamine, serotonin, oxytocin, and endorphins. Dopamine’s the “heck yeah, I did it!” chemical, so celebrate your wins, even the tiny ones, or crank up some music and dance … Continue reading Easy Ways To Boost Your Brain’s Happy Chemicals
Mar 27, 2026
Man Arrested For The 98th Time
So, there’s this guy in Washington who just got arrested for the 98th time. At this point, I think he’s not avoiding jail—he’s collecting frequent flyer miles. Police say he took off on a high-speed chase through Olympia after stealing a few thousand bucks’ worth of stuff from multiple stores. They eventually caught up with … Continue reading Man Arrested For The 98th Time
Mar 23, 2026
“Dirty Dozen” Tax Scams of 2026
Because nothing says ‘springtime’ like the smell of fraud in the air, the IRS just dropped their annual “Dirty Dozen” list of tax scams — like clockwork, right before the April 15th deadline. At the top: fake IRS emails and texts that look oh-so-official, down to the links and QR codes. Then there’s AI-powered phone … Continue reading “Dirty Dozen” Tax Scams of 2026
Mar 18, 2026
Joplin Recycling Coordinator Scott Patterson Visits Classic Hits 93.9
You know what costs less than a fancy latte? Curbside recycling in Joplin — just $4.87 a month, and they even give you the cart. Seriously, you just call Republic Services, roll your bin to the curb when it’s full, and boom — you’re saving the planet before breakfast. Joplin’s recycling guru, Scott Patterson, says … Continue reading Joplin Recycling Coordinator Scott Patterson Visits Classic Hits 93.9