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Dec 12, 2024
Man Robs Store Twice in 15 Minutes
Usually when someone returns to the scene of the crime they wait awhile. More on this nefarious overachiever HERE! Photo by RDNE Stock project
Oct 14, 2024
Bag Marked “Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs”, Full of Drugs
Hope they’re charge them with a felony attempt at irony. More on these unoriginal, lousy liars HERE! Photo by: Courtesy of Portland Police Bureau
Aug 26, 2024
Mayor Arrested For Providing Booze To Inmates
Are prison work crews allowed martini breaks? More about felony littering in Georgia HERE! Photo by John Cameron on Unsplash
Jun 21, 2024
Ex-Con Back Behind Bars Over Honey Bun
Now he’s gotta watch HIS buns! More on the reason for this sweet, delicious felony HERE! Photo by Markus Spiske on Unsplash
Jun 3, 2024
Woman Tries “Sweeping The Leg” during Arrest, Fails
She needs to watch a more current movie. The full story of the failed felony fight HERE! Photo by David Suarez on Unsplash
May 14, 2024
Man Assaults Cops With Cheese
It has to be at least a Class BRIE felony. More on how this blockhead tried to slice the cops HERE! Photo by Aliona Gumeniuk on Unsplash
May 7, 2024
Smoked Salmon Stolen
A criminal like this is known as a lox-picker. More about this fishy felony HERE! Photo by karl muscat on Unsplash
Mar 7, 2024
Flirting Florida Flier Busted for Bomb Threat
As pick-up lines go, it bombed. More on the “Florida Man” facepalm felony HERE! Photo by dylan nolte on Unsplash
Feb 19, 2024
Felony Chewing Gum Theft
Cops are having a hard time finding her. Apparently, she’s kinda Wrigley. The story of how she went from Double Bubble to BIG TROUBLE HERE! Photo by Daniel Monteiro on Unsplash
Dec 6, 2023
Woman Shoplifts During ‘Shop With A Cop’ Event
She was charged with shoplifting and felony bad timing. More on the brainless bandit HERE! Photo by Jacky Lam on Unsplash
Nov 22, 2023
Man Robs Bank With Pringles
Look out – he’s got cholesterol! More on the flavorsome felony HERE! Photo by Lal MAHAMMAD on Unsplash
Jul 28, 2023
Woman convicted for nagging her husband
Felony nagging, murmur in the first degree. 🤬😒 Read the shrewish, unrelenting story HERE. Photo Credit: Photo by Julien L on Unsplash