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Jul 22, 2026
How To Ease Your Kids Into Back-To-School
So… summer’s been all late nights, loose rules, and “sure, have another popsicle.” And now we’re supposed to just… pivot to school mode? The trick is easing into it. Start nudging bedtime earlier a little at a time. Same with mornings. Nobody needs a 6am shock to the system. Sell up the good stuff, too. … Continue reading How To Ease Your Kids Into Back-To-School
Jul 21, 2026
Balloons and Big Fun in Joplin
So Joplin’s about to get a little… floaty. The Route 66 Centennial Balloon Festival lands August 28th through the 30th at Missouri Southern, and it’s basically three days of looking up and going, “okay yeah, that’s pretty cool.” We’re talking more than a dozen hot air balloons, plus tethered rides if committing to the full … Continue reading Balloons and Big Fun in Joplin
Jul 21, 2026
Man Stuck in Porta-Potty For a Mountain Dew
In Kansas City last week a guy got stuck inside a porta-potty. And not, like, locked in. He was IN the porta-potty. A worker shows up to pick it up, door’s locked, guy inside says he’s “not coming out.” Always a promising start. Cop gets involved, tells him to open the door… guy says he … Continue reading Man Stuck in Porta-Potty For a Mountain Dew
Jul 10, 2026
Summer Strategies for a Cooler Car
Getting into a hot car in the summer is basically a gamble with the skin on your hands and the back of your thighs. Good news: you can make it way less miserable without cranking the AC into panic mode. First move? Don’t hit recirculate right away. Crack the windows, turn the fan on, and … Continue reading Summer Strategies for a Cooler Car
Jul 8, 2026
Simple Ways To Keep Your Dog Summer Safe
Hot weather reminder: your dog is not built for summer like you are. Dogs don’t sweat like we do, so they can get heatstroke really fast. So how hot is TOO HOT for your dog? Easy rule of thumb—take the temperature, add the humidity. If that number hits 150 or more, it’s officially “we’re staying … Continue reading Simple Ways To Keep Your Dog Summer Safe
Jul 3, 2026
Booger Sugar Baggie Butt Blunder
A Florida woman gets pulled over last weekend. Sunrise Saturday morning, weaving a little, allegedly not super cooperative. Ends up getting arrested after resisting a deputy and heads off to jail. Now comes intake, where they run her through one of those scanners that basically says, “Hey… something’s not quite right here.” Specifically, her “lower … Continue reading Booger Sugar Baggie Butt Blunder
Jul 1, 2026
Mexican Batman Busts Bike Bandits
There’s apparently a “Mexican Batman” out there, and instead of gadgets and a cave, this guy’s weapon of choice is… duct tape. Over about a week in Jalisco, five suspected motorcycle thieves were found taped to lampposts like very questionable decorations. We’re talking full wrap job—plus a little extra flair: the word “rat” written across … Continue reading Mexican Batman Busts Bike Bandits
Jun 30, 2026
When NOT To Drive This July 4th
Quick heads up before you fire up the road trip playlist… this could be the busiest Fourth of July travel stretch EVER. AAA says about 61 million people are hitting the road, which basically means… everyone you’ve ever met is traveling at the same time. If you’d prefer your holiday not include a parking lot … Continue reading When NOT To Drive This July 4th
Jun 30, 2026
Woman Charged After Pickleball Attack
Pickleball is officially no longer a low-impact sport. In St. Augustine, Florida, a post-game squabble turned into a full-on paddle attack. Cops say a nurse, Michele Bannister, didn’t love how a guy was talking to her son after a doubles match… so she jumped in and started swinging. Not metaphorically. Literally. Paddle to the head. … Continue reading Woman Charged After Pickleball Attack
Jun 29, 2026
Backhoe Batman Bungles Bank Heist
On the Caribbean island of Tobago, a group of guys decided to pull off a full-on movie heist… and instead delivered a blooper reel. They stole a backhoe from a beach—already a bold opening move—then rolled up to yank an ATM like they were filming a Temu version of the Ocean’s movies. Security video shows … Continue reading Backhoe Batman Bungles Bank Heist
Jun 12, 2026
Teen Torches Walmart Lingerie Aisle
So… this is a new one. … if you had “mysterious lingerie fire” on your bingo card this week, congratulations. Police in Washington are looking for a guy who apparently walked into a Walmart, made a beeline for the lingerie section… and lit a rack of bras on fire. Not subtle, either. Security video shows … Continue reading Teen Torches Walmart Lingerie Aisle
Jun 9, 2026
Road Rage Incident Turns Musical
In Fremont, California, where two drivers were already having a very normal bad day—tailgating, honking, the usual “I will absolutely ruin both our afternoons” energy. They pull over, get out, and start throwing punches like it’s a deleted scene from a low-budget action movie. And then—plot twist—one guy reaches into his car… and grabs a … Continue reading Road Rage Incident Turns Musical