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Mar 19, 2026

Drunk-Driving In A Golf Cart

A “pickled pensioner” in North Port, Florida, decided his golf cart was the perfect getaway car after “partying at the club” since noon. It was nine at night. His wife fell out of the cart on the way home, hit her head, and he called 911 … which was the smartest thing he did all … Continue reading Drunk-Driving In A Golf Cart

Feb 17, 2026

Man Arrested for Cupcake Assault

A political debate turned into a pastry war at Cape Coral’s Four Mile Ecological Preserve. Police say David Sternal got into it with a city employee and allegedly fired off a cupcake mid-argument — yes, weaponized frosting. Officers found Sternal nearby in a gazebo, reportedly still frosted, claiming the other guy started it. Police described … Continue reading Man Arrested for Cupcake Assault

Jan 22, 2026

Woman Attacks Rival At Gym With Weights

So this woman in Texas spots someone at her gym and realizes, “Oh no, that’s the person my partner’s been ‘involved’ with.” Instead of, I don’t know, walking away like every therapist recommends, 20-something Aralyn Martinez allegedly grabs a 25-pound weight and throws it at the poor woman’s head. Luckily, her aim was about as … Continue reading Woman Attacks Rival At Gym With Weights

Oct 3, 2025

Ex-Cop Steals From Crime Stoppers

There was nothing left to pay the guy who discovered the crime. Bummer. More about this ironic plot twist HERE!

Jul 30, 2025

Man Shoots Girlfriend’s Husband Because He Couldn’t Outfight Him

Too weak to throw hands, so he pulled heat. How he went from secret lover to headline maker HERE! Photo courtesy Edmond PD Facebook

Jul 25, 2025

Chuck E Cheese Arrested

Chuck E. Cheese, synonymous with kids’ celebrations, now has quite the grown-up legal headache. How he went from pizza parties to the police lineup HERE!