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Feb 13, 2026

Drunken Delivery Driver Destroys Mailbox

A delivery driver in Texas apparently got a little too “buzzed” on BuzzBallz and ended up introducing his delivery van to someone’s brick mailbox. Spoiler: the mailbox didn’t make it. This all went down in China Spring, near Waco. A woman saw her poor mailbox take the hit, then chased down the van herself—because of … Continue reading Drunken Delivery Driver Destroys Mailbox

Jan 29, 2026

Man Drives Flaming Car On Highway

So, picture this a 60‑year‑old dude, slightly marinated in booze, is cruising down a major Florida highway, when his car literally catches fire. Most of us would’ve pulled over, right? Not Patrick Rinaldi. (The afore mentioned 60-year-old dude.) He stopped for a second, watched the smoke billow, then decided, “Eh, it’ll probably work itself out,” … Continue reading Man Drives Flaming Car On Highway

Jan 19, 2026

Florida Cop Handcuffs Runaway Emu

Florida, where the weird news never sleeps. A deputy gets a call regarding a runaway emu. Yeah, an emu. Not your usual traffic stop. Bodycam’s rolling, and Cpl. Keisler’s out there like, “Dispatch, I’m in pursuit of… an emu.” The bird’s bolting down the road, Keisler’s trying to keep up, and somewhere in all this … Continue reading Florida Cop Handcuffs Runaway Emu

Jan 15, 2026

Goat Joins St. Louis Mystery Monkeys

So remember those monkeys on the loose in St. Louis? Well, they’ve got company. Apparently they’ve recruited… a goat. A black and white goat, just casually tagging along in the same area like it missed the Metro Link. The city’s Health Department says they’re still trying to figure out where these mystery animals came from … Continue reading Goat Joins St. Louis Mystery Monkeys

Dec 3, 2025

Runaway Reindeer, Marines Called

One reindeer slipped out of a Christmas event, and the Royal Marines got involved. Pour yourself an eggnog, and read all about it HERE!

Dec 1, 2025

Felony Joyride Burger Run

Putting the fast in “Fast Food.” A meal deal that now includes fines, a lawyer, and a new job search HERE!

Nov 25, 2025

Intoxicated School Bus Driver Blames the NyQuil

It’s his nighttime, sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, fever, stuffy nose, show up to work legally drunk remedy! Read the full story here. Photo by Joshua Hoehne on Unsplash

Nov 5, 2025

Man Caught Shoplifting Power Tool In Pants

Guess subtlety isn’t his strong suit. What happens when your getaway depends on waddling instead of running HERE!

Nov 3, 2025

Man Smashes Car With Giant Pumpkin

This cars run ended with a bang and a squash. Learn all about arguably the greatest automotive exit ever HERE! Photo credit: Jill Bosworth Gebert / Instagram

Oct 23, 2025

Woman On Walk in the Park Hit By Airplane

She’s as OK as you can be after literally being run into by an airplane. More about this freak collision HERE!

Sep 18, 2025

Drunk Driver Claims Husband Was Driving, He Wasn’t Even in the Car

It’s always the husband’s fault. More on her dimwitted DUI defense HERE!

Sep 10, 2025

Nurse Saves Tipsy Trash Panda with CPR

CPR = Critter Pulmonary Resuscitation. Find out what in the name of Kentucky is going on HERE!