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Oct 10, 2025

Guy Shows Up to Jail, Thermos Up His Butt

Those “weird things found in Florida” lists just got updated. The story of an X-ray that will make you spit out your coffee HERE.

Oct 6, 2025

Bro Busted Blazing To See Barber

Vin Diesel energy… for a $20 haircut. More on what happens when you’d rather lose your license than your time slot HERE!

Sep 23, 2025

Assault With Silly String

Assault charges are no laughing matter, but they can be silly. More on the most colorful arrest report in Florida HERE!

Aug 29, 2025

Man Flies Drug-Loaded Drone Into House

Breaking the law goes to new heights. More on this drone disaster HERE!

Aug 26, 2025

Wasted Woman In Wiener Costume TPs Neighbor’s Car

Some days the neighborhood watch just isn’t enough. More about the woman who’s not just the party…she’s the whole picnic HERE!

Aug 13, 2025

Man Driving Lawn Mower On Toll Road Busted For DUI

Slow ride, quick arrest. More on why grass clippings and police handcuffs don’t mix HERE!

Jul 25, 2025

Chuck E Cheese Arrested

Chuck E. Cheese, synonymous with kids’ celebrations, now has quite the grown-up legal headache. How he went from pizza parties to the police lineup HERE!

Jul 23, 2025

Man Taunts Cops, Speeds Away, Crashes

He outran the cop, forgot to dodge the karma. How a getaway with attitude ends in a collision with reality HERE.

Jul 16, 2025

Surfer Headbutted By Flying Shark

Somewhere, the shark is telling his friends, “You should’ve seen the one that hit me.” No teeth, no drama—just the killer story for happy hour HERE!

Jul 10, 2025

Tweaked Out Trolly Thief Takes Florida Tourists for Birthday Joyride

Who needs a birthday card when you can get a court date instead? More about the birthday bash that’ll be the talk of Key West for a while HERE. Photos: Monroe County Sheriff’s Office/Conch Tour Train via Facebook

Jul 1, 2025

Florida Man Arrested After Being Stabbed

During surgery a nurse discovered his ‘secret stash spot’ where he kept his ‘party supplies.’ That’s probably enough euphemisms for a single sentence, right? Read the story here. Photo by mohamad azaam on Unsplash

Jun 24, 2025

Man Drives Car Into Restaurant To Charge It At Bar

The drive-thru, redefined! More on Florida man, a car, and one wild bar tab HERE!