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Aug 11, 2026

Florida Front Porch Gator Guest

In Florida, checking the front porch has become a full-on wildlife documentary. A Palm Bay, Florida family got a late-night motion alert from their garage camera—and found a seven-and-a-half-foot alligator making itself very comfortable right in front of the door. The family watched from the safety of the window as this prehistoric porch pirate crawled … Continue reading Florida Front Porch Gator Guest

Jun 11, 2026

Swamp Sprint Ends in Gator Grapple

Down in Louisiana, Victor Rivas gets pulled over after allegedly driving like he’s in a stunt driver audition—already hit a concrete barrier, blew a tire, the whole deal. Troopers start a DWI check… and he decides, “You know what? I’m gonna run.” Not just run—he jumps off an elevated interstate into a swamp. For a … Continue reading Swamp Sprint Ends in Gator Grapple

May 11, 2026

Gator Brawl Create Florida Patio Pandemonium

So imagine you’re home with a sleeping baby, hear a racket on the patio, and immediately think… “Uh oh, home invasion.” That’s exactly where Kayla Burress’ brain went—until she peeked outside and realized, nope… just Florida doing Florida things. Two full-grown alligators had busted through her screened lanai and were going full WWE on her … Continue reading Gator Brawl Create Florida Patio Pandemonium

Apr 10, 2026

Florida Felons Pull A Gator Goof

So these two guys are cruising through Central Florida with a dead alligator literally strapped to the roof of their car, like it’s luggage or something. Turns out, you can’t do that. People actually warned them it was illegal, so they tried to be “discreet” by throwing a white sheet over the gator, which somehow … Continue reading Florida Felons Pull A Gator Goof

Jan 20, 2026

Bill Filed To Allow Oklahoman’s Alligator Ownership

So apparently, Oklahoma might be going full Florida. Senator Jonathan Wingard just filed a bill to let folks own captive-bred alligators! No permit? No problem! It’s called Senate Bill 2087, and it basically says, “Sure, have a gator, just don’t pretend you caught it out back.” If you try to pass off a wild one … Continue reading Bill Filed To Allow Oklahoman’s Alligator Ownership

Mar 17, 2025

Man Wakes Up To Gator In Kitchen

When your day starts with ‘see you later, alligator’! How morning coffee became “Man vs. Wild” HERE! Photo by Petr Ganaj

May 2, 2024

Search Underway For Emotional Support Gator

It answers to the name “Wally.” A story that may make you weep crocodile tears HERE! Photo by Gaetano Cessati on Unsplash

Apr 25, 2024

Man Runs Over Gator, Saves Friend

FINALLY…Florida Man gets to be the hero! More on the Florida gator flattening HERE! Photo by Michael Jerrard on Unsplash

Nov 10, 2023

Man Found With 5 Gators In Tub

Has anyone seen his cat? More on the moist miniature meanies HERE! Photo by Amber Kipp on Unsplash