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Sep 7, 2026
Two airport “jokes” lead to two arrests
Two travelers arrested: learn bomb jokes don't fly
Aug 7, 2026
Rooftop Reaper Rattles Patients
Potential patients walking into a hospital in North Wales, UK, were greeted by a grim sight as they looked up to see what appeared to be the Grim Reaper just standing on the roof, silently staring down at them. That was actually Leon Gillespie, in an all-black hooded getup, waving what looked very much like … Continue reading Rooftop Reaper Rattles Patients
Jul 15, 2026
Felony Fail: Selfies Foil Theft
Two guys in California allegedly pulled off a $100,000 burglary—tools, copper wire, even vehicles—from a business in American Canyon. Pretty big score… right up until they decided to document the whole thing like it was a vacation. Yep. Selfies. During the crime. Police say those photos helped ID their vehicles, which got shared with other … Continue reading Felony Fail: Selfies Foil Theft
Apr 21, 2026
Pilots’ Pet Noises Perturb Flight Control
You’d like to believe the people flying your plane are all business. Focused. Professional. Not… auditioning for a petting zoo. But here we are. Recently released air traffic audio caught a couple of pilots—one from Delta, one from American—communicating in what can only be described as “domestic animal.” It starts with a casual “meow.” Which, … Continue reading Pilots’ Pet Noises Perturb Flight Control
Feb 10, 2026
Colorado’s Fire-Juggling Unicyclist
Apparently, Denver rush hour just wasn’t exciting enough. Police got a call last week about a guy juggling fire… on a unicycle… in a crosswalk. They send a drone to check it out, and sure enough, there’s this dude in neon clothes, riding tall on a unicycle, flames in hand, doing his own Cirque du … Continue reading Colorado’s Fire-Juggling Unicyclist
Jun 5, 2025
Drug Dealer Steals Cannon from Wichita Park
Truly an epic bit of stupid news here. While we wouldn’t recommend a single choice made in this one, we feel like it would make a good movie. Read the story here. Photo by Robert Harkness on Unsplash
Mar 19, 2025
Gunman Arrested For Karaoke Rage
Karaoke machine broke, but this guy wasn’t about to miss his shot. How he went from “American Idol” wannabe to a star on “Cops” HERE! Mugshot courtesy Clearwater Florida Police Department Photo by Alec Adriano
Jan 13, 2025
Woman Poops On Floor While Partner Shoplifts
In court, the evidence will be referred to as Exhibits B & M. More on the criminal pair that tops America’s LEAST wanted list HERE! Photo by Sincerely Media on Unsplash
Oct 25, 2024
Drunk American Didn’t Know He Was In Canada
When your night out turns into an international incident, you need help. More on this drunken Dudley Do-Wrong HERE! Photo by Hermes Rivera on Unsplash
Aug 12, 2024
DUI Simulator Runs Over 5 People
The drunk driving was simulated; the lawyers will be VERY real. All the smashing details HERE! Photo by Frames For Your Heart on Unsplash
Jul 30, 2024
Pot Filled Van Pinched In Town of Weed
Much like his product, the driver’s plan went up in smoke. More about the ironic arrest in the dopest named town in America HERE! Photo by Matthew Brodeur on Unsplash
Mar 13, 2024
Gas Pump Glitch Gets Woman Over $25K in “Free” Fuel
This is America. Loopholes only work if you’re a millionaire. More on the gas guzzling gangster HERE! Photo by Dawn McDonald on Unsplash