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Aug 4, 2026
Idiot Busted Burglar ID’s Himself
Cops in Miami-Dade pick up Christopher Chiofalo — a man they are VERY familiar with, because he’s been arrested almost 20 times. They take him down to the station and cue up the security video from a Cuban restaurant that got hit back on July 25th. He watches it for a second and goes, “Oh … Continue reading Idiot Busted Burglar ID’s Himself
Jul 29, 2026
Boobies, Doobies and Uzis
Picture this (Or maybe DON’T): small-town Mississippi, late evening, and a Dodge Challenger just creeping along like it forgot where it parked. Cops pull it over—and surprise—it’s being driven by a completely naked young woman. Not “oops, forgot shoes” naked. Fully committed. Officers say Katelyn Maxwell seemed under the influence, and the car smelled like … Continue reading Boobies, Doobies and Uzis
Apr 28, 2026
Tesla Pulls Over After DUI Driver Passes Out
A Florida woman decided Tesla Autopilot meant “designated driver.” Kimberly Brown was reportedly cruising along I-75 at around 2 a.m., clocking in at about twice the legal limit… and fully trusting her car to handle the rest. Bold strategy. Stupid, but bold. Problem is, Tesla’s not that kind of friend. It actually expects you to … Continue reading Tesla Pulls Over After DUI Driver Passes Out
Apr 27, 2026
Missouri ALDI Turns Clothing Optional Dance Club
In Columbia, Missouri, Sidney Jones walked into the vestibule of an ALDI, took off all his clothes, and just… started dancing. Not shopping. Not browsing. Full-on interpretive gyration right there between the quarter carts and the automatic doors. Police say this went down around 6:30 in the evening, which is not exactly a low-traffic time. … Continue reading Missouri ALDI Turns Clothing Optional Dance Club
Nov 26, 2025
Driver Mistakes Kansas Highway for the Autobahn
It’s not that we don’t understand the urge to get out of Wichita with haste, but c’mon. Read the full story here. Photo by Pete F on Unsplash
Nov 3, 2025
Man Smashes Car With Giant Pumpkin
This cars run ended with a bang and a squash. Learn all about arguably the greatest automotive exit ever HERE! Photo credit: Jill Bosworth Gebert / Instagram
Oct 1, 2024
Man Steals Vehicle To Make Court Date For Auto Theft
If at first you don’t succeed… More on this Sooner State repeat offender HERE! Photo Credit: Oklahoma Highway Patrol
Aug 13, 2024
Man Steals Cop Car With Cop IN It
He’s charged with grand theft auto in the dumbest degree. More about this half-wit hijacking, including the surveillance video HERE! Photo by Stephen Picilaidis on Unsplash
Aug 2, 2024
Man On Walmart Electric Cart Leads Police On Chase
Everything moves a little slower in Florida. More on the case of Grand-pa Theft Auto HERE! Photo by Rasmus Gerdin on Unsplash
Jun 11, 2024
Optimus Prime Busted for Car Theft
More like Optimus “Crime.” There’s more than meets the eye to this Texas car thief. His story HERE! Photo by Arseny Togulev on Unsplash
Jan 25, 2024
Amish Family Buggyjacked at Walmart
What’s worse, the catalytic converter was missing. More on the Grand Theft Auto side mission from 1840 HERE! Photo by Doug Kelley on Unsplash
Nov 24, 2023
Man’s House Hit By Car Four Times
How about you install a jump ramp, so the car sails over the house? More on the auto attracting abode HERE! Photo by Ayo Ogunseinde on Unsplash