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Oct 27, 2026
Fast Monkey Auto Offers FREE Oil Changes for Veterans
"Operation Free Oil Change" returns to thank veterans
Aug 4, 2026
Idiot Busted Burglar ID’s Himself
Cops in Miami-Dade pick up Christopher Chiofalo — a man they are VERY familiar with, because he’s been arrested almost 20 times. They take him down to the station and cue up the security video from a Cuban restaurant that got hit back on July 25th. He watches it for a second and goes, “Oh … Continue reading Idiot Busted Burglar ID’s Himself
Jul 29, 2026
Boobies, Doobies and Uzis
Picture this (Or maybe DON’T): small-town Mississippi, late evening, and a Dodge Challenger just creeping along like it forgot where it parked. Cops pull it over—and surprise—it’s being driven by a completely naked young woman. Not “oops, forgot shoes” naked. Fully committed. Officers say Katelyn Maxwell seemed under the influence, and the car smelled like … Continue reading Boobies, Doobies and Uzis
Jul 13, 2026
Thom’s Redneck Roof Rescue
{video:dcWYaYT} Storms rolled in Friday night and Saturday morning, sending a large tree chunk crashing onto our garage roof and leaving a nice hole the size of my hand. I needed a quick fix but all the hardware stores had no satisfactory solutions. Luckily, I was able to whip up a tasty repair mix. Added … Continue reading Thom’s Redneck Roof Rescue
Jun 1, 2026
URGENT CALL for Blood and platelet donors
Hey—quick heads up, because this one actually matters. The Red Cross is running low on blood right now. Like, dropped by several thousand units in just the past week low. And heading into summer? That’s not great timing. Between now and Labor Day—what they call the “100 deadliest days”—crashes go up, especially with teen drivers. … Continue reading URGENT CALL for Blood and platelet donors
Apr 30, 2026
How To Spring Clean Your Finances
Spring cleaning isn’t just for closets—your bank account might need a little attention too. Financial advisors say start easy—set your savings on autopilot so you’re not relying on “good intentions.” Then go subscription hunting… because you’re probably still paying for something you forgot existed. Pull your credit report, just to make sure nothing shady is … Continue reading How To Spring Clean Your Finances
Apr 28, 2026
Tesla Pulls Over After DUI Driver Passes Out
A Florida woman decided Tesla Autopilot meant “designated driver.” Kimberly Brown was reportedly cruising along I-75 at around 2 a.m., clocking in at about twice the legal limit… and fully trusting her car to handle the rest. Bold strategy. Stupid, but bold. Problem is, Tesla’s not that kind of friend. It actually expects you to … Continue reading Tesla Pulls Over After DUI Driver Passes Out
Apr 27, 2026
Missouri ALDI Turns Clothing Optional Dance Club
In Columbia, Missouri, Sidney Jones walked into the vestibule of an ALDI, took off all his clothes, and just… started dancing. Not shopping. Not browsing. Full-on interpretive gyration right there between the quarter carts and the automatic doors. Police say this went down around 6:30 in the evening, which is not exactly a low-traffic time. … Continue reading Missouri ALDI Turns Clothing Optional Dance Club
Nov 26, 2025
Driver Mistakes Kansas Highway for the Autobahn
It’s not that we don’t understand the urge to get out of Wichita with haste, but c’mon. Read the full story here. Photo by Pete F on Unsplash
Nov 3, 2025
Man Smashes Car With Giant Pumpkin
This cars run ended with a bang and a squash. Learn all about arguably the greatest automotive exit ever HERE! Photo credit: Jill Bosworth Gebert / Instagram
Oct 15, 2025
Operation Free Oil Change
This Veterans Day, November 11, Fast Monkey Auto wants to thank our American heroes by giving away FREE oil changes for veterans as a way to say thank you for your service! Call Jason at Fast Monkey Auto to book your appointment! 417-323-0441 Fast Monkey Auto is located at 2302 Fairlawn Avenue, in the heart of Carthage, MO! Head to fastmonkeyauto.com for more … Continue reading Operation Free Oil Change
Oct 5, 2025
Hi Lo Cash Jackpot
It’s the return of the Hi-Lo Cash Jackpot! With a new twist! Listen for chances to WIN hundreds of dollars for guessing the jackpot amount between $93.90 and $939. You’ll get chances to play each weekday at 7am, 9am, 11am, 1pm and 3pm. When we play during those hours, caller #9 will take a guess … Continue reading Hi Lo Cash Jackpot