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Aug 3, 2026

Uninvited Breakfast Bartender Busted

Imagine this: it’s 6:30 in the morning, you’re barely conscious, the dogs start going nuts, and you’re thinking, “Great, what now?” You grab your firearm, head downstairs… and there’s your neighbor in the kitchen, rocking a towel on his head like it’s spa day, while he works on a budget margarita. He’s already tried the … Continue reading Uninvited Breakfast Bartender Busted

Jul 22, 2026

Drunken Daredevil Surfs Train Top Naked

Cops arrested a guy from Arizona who decided the best way to travel was naked… on top of a moving train. Not inside. Not near it. Fully on top, like some kind of extremely underdressed action movie stunt. His name’s Daniel Ballance, and apparently before the ride ended, he made sure everyone knew about his … Continue reading Drunken Daredevil Surfs Train Top Naked

Jun 9, 2026

Easy Father’s Day Ideas He’ll Actually Enjoy

Father’s Day is June 21st, which means it’s time for the annual game of “what does Dad actually want to do?” Because if your dad is anything like mine, asking gets you a shrug… maybe a grunt… possibly a “whatever you want.” Cool, super helpful. Mother’s Day? Easy. Brunch, flowers, done. Dads? Absolute mystery. So … Continue reading Easy Father’s Day Ideas He’ll Actually Enjoy

Apr 2, 2026

Boozy Bandit Boosts Bud Light Big Rig

In Evansville, Indiana, Randall Baker thought stealing a Bud Light truck was a solid Friday plan. Police say he snatched the semi right out of a liquor store lot, then took off like it was the world’s saddest NASCAR tryout. Deputies gave chase — because, well, you can’t just peel out in a beer truck … Continue reading Boozy Bandit Boosts Bud Light Big Rig

Feb 3, 2026

How Much Your Super Bowl Party Will Cost This Year?

So apparently inflation isn’t just ruining brunch…it’s coming for your Super Bowl party too. The money nerds at FinanceBuzz say hosting ten people this year will run you about $167. Last year? $155. That’s a 7.2% jump—faster than the actual game clock moves in the last two minutes. Wings, of course, are the real villain … Continue reading How Much Your Super Bowl Party Will Cost This Year?

Jan 29, 2026

Man Drives Flaming Car On Highway

So, picture this a 60‑year‑old dude, slightly marinated in booze, is cruising down a major Florida highway, when his car literally catches fire. Most of us would’ve pulled over, right? Not Patrick Rinaldi. (The afore mentioned 60-year-old dude.) He stopped for a second, watched the smoke billow, then decided, “Eh, it’ll probably work itself out,” … Continue reading Man Drives Flaming Car On Highway

Jul 22, 2025

Pumpkin Spice…ALREADY?

Who’s ready to pretend it’s fall while sweating in summer heat? Starbucks announced when the Pumpkin Spice Latte will return to the menu. Find out when… HERE! Photo by Dushawn Jovic on Unsplash

Apr 17, 2025

Lady Goes #2 In Store’s Beer Cave

A truly foul “party foul.” More about this revolting twist on “craft brew” HERE! Photo: Hanover PD

Oct 15, 2024

Baby Born In Brewery Parking Lot Honored With Beer

Kid got lucky. Being born in a parking lot, odds are his name should have been “Dollar General.” More about what this kid has to wait 21 years to enjoy HERE! Photo by Elevate on Unsplash

Sep 17, 2024

We Caught Lundien Lawns Listening

We caught Blake Lundien of Lundien Lawns in Carl Junction, listening on the job, so we hooked him up with “Show Me State Beer Cards,” good at over 20 locations across Southwest Missouri. If we catch you listening to Classic Hits 93.9 where you work, we’ll hook you up with one too. We sold out … Continue reading We Caught Lundien Lawns Listening

Sep 6, 2024

Thief Steals Casket With Body Inside

Why steal a coffin? It’s literally the last thing you need. The ghoulish details HERE! Photo by Sabina Music Rich on Unsplash

Aug 17, 2024

We Caught Norma’s Diner Listening

We caught the staff at Norma’s Diner, 126 South Kansas Avenue in Columbus, KS, listening at work, so we hooked them up with “Show Me State Beer Cards,” good at over 20 locations across Southwest Missouri. If we catch you listening to Classic Hits 93.9 where you work, we’ll hook you up with one too. … Continue reading We Caught Norma’s Diner Listening