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Aug 3, 2026

Uninvited Breakfast Bartender Busted

Imagine this: it’s 6:30 in the morning, you’re barely conscious, the dogs start going nuts, and you’re thinking, “Great, what now?” You grab your firearm, head downstairs… and there’s your neighbor in the kitchen, rocking a towel on his head like it’s spa day, while he works on a budget margarita. He’s already tried the … Continue reading Uninvited Breakfast Bartender Busted

Jul 22, 2026

Drunken Daredevil Surfs Train Top Naked

Cops arrested a guy from Arizona who decided the best way to travel was naked… on top of a moving train. Not inside. Not near it. Fully on top, like some kind of extremely underdressed action movie stunt. His name’s Daniel Ballance, and apparently before the ride ended, he made sure everyone knew about his … Continue reading Drunken Daredevil Surfs Train Top Naked

Apr 2, 2026

Boozy Bandit Boosts Bud Light Big Rig

In Evansville, Indiana, Randall Baker thought stealing a Bud Light truck was a solid Friday plan. Police say he snatched the semi right out of a liquor store lot, then took off like it was the world’s saddest NASCAR tryout. Deputies gave chase — because, well, you can’t just peel out in a beer truck … Continue reading Boozy Bandit Boosts Bud Light Big Rig

Jan 29, 2026

Man Drives Flaming Car On Highway

So, picture this a 60‑year‑old dude, slightly marinated in booze, is cruising down a major Florida highway, when his car literally catches fire. Most of us would’ve pulled over, right? Not Patrick Rinaldi. (The afore mentioned 60-year-old dude.) He stopped for a second, watched the smoke billow, then decided, “Eh, it’ll probably work itself out,” … Continue reading Man Drives Flaming Car On Highway

Apr 17, 2025

Lady Goes #2 In Store’s Beer Cave

A truly foul “party foul.” More about this revolting twist on “craft brew” HERE! Photo: Hanover PD

Oct 15, 2024

Baby Born In Brewery Parking Lot Honored With Beer

Kid got lucky. Being born in a parking lot, odds are his name should have been “Dollar General.” More about what this kid has to wait 21 years to enjoy HERE! Photo by Elevate on Unsplash

Sep 6, 2024

Thief Steals Casket With Body Inside

Why steal a coffin? It’s literally the last thing you need. The ghoulish details HERE! Photo by Sabina Music Rich on Unsplash

Jul 16, 2024

Man Shoots Down Walmart Delivery Drone

The irony is that he also deprived another Florida man of his beer, Twinkies, and Crocs. More on the paranoid pistol packing perp HERE! Photo by Josh Sorenson on Unsplash

Jun 25, 2024

Given Choice, Beer Thief Takes Jail

Worst getaway plan ever. More on this bold beer bandito HERE! Photo by Teo Do Rio on Unsplash

May 16, 2024

Georgia Man Gets Lawnmower DUI

That’s one way to get out of mowing the lawn. More on this tipsy trimmer HERE! Photo by Noah Pienaar on Unsplash

Apr 22, 2024

Bro Asks To Crack Open Beer During Arrest

Is this part of Florida’s “Stagger Your Ground” law? More on the drinking delinquent HERE! Photo by Christian Buehner on Unsplash

Jun 26, 2023

Florida Man BUSTED for being “on brand”, drunk in public, drinking “Florida Man” beer.

Will he get an endorsement deal? Read how it went down here.