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Aug 3, 2026
Uninvited Breakfast Bartender Busted
Imagine this: it’s 6:30 in the morning, you’re barely conscious, the dogs start going nuts, and you’re thinking, “Great, what now?” You grab your firearm, head downstairs… and there’s your neighbor in the kitchen, rocking a towel on his head like it’s spa day, while he works on a budget margarita. He’s already tried the … Continue reading Uninvited Breakfast Bartender Busted
Jul 16, 2026
Better Ways To Boost Morning Energy
If your morning routine is basically “open eyes, grab coffee, hope for the best”… yeah, same. But apparently that’s not doing you any favors. Doctors say your energy isn’t just about caffeine — it’s sleep timing, stress, hydration… all the annoying responsible stuff. But the fixes are actually pretty simple. First, drink some water. Your … Continue reading Better Ways To Boost Morning Energy
May 28, 2026
Finding Savings For Summer Travel
Summer travel is starting to feel like a luxury sport… but it doesn’t have to wreck your wallet. A few smart moves can keep the trip—and your sanity—intact. First, flights. Book it, then stalk it. If the price drops, you can usually snag a credit. Also—use your points now, not “someday.” They age like bananas, … Continue reading Finding Savings For Summer Travel
May 7, 2026
Thom Watts’ Visit With Chef Chris
If you missed it, Thom Watts had the pleasure of visiting with Chef Chris from Coal Creek Restaurant, found inside Buffalo Run Casino and Resort, learning all about the new hours, new menus and new daily specials. If you’ve been wondering what’s new at Buffalo Run Casino… turns out, it smells like breakfast, lunch, and … Continue reading Thom Watts’ Visit With Chef Chris
Mar 18, 2026
Joplin Recycling Coordinator Scott Patterson Visits Classic Hits 93.9
You know what costs less than a fancy latte? Curbside recycling in Joplin — just $4.87 a month, and they even give you the cart. Seriously, you just call Republic Services, roll your bin to the curb when it’s full, and boom — you’re saving the planet before breakfast. Joplin’s recycling guru, Scott Patterson, says … Continue reading Joplin Recycling Coordinator Scott Patterson Visits Classic Hits 93.9
Mar 11, 2026
Woman Breaks Into Home, Eats Fruity Pebbles, Pets Dog
Hitting close to home, last Tuesday, a woman in Springfield, Missouri walked into a random house, poured herself some Fruity Pebbles, and started petting the family dog. Totally normal Tuesday, right? The homeowner’s kid smelled something burning and went downstairs to find a stranger in the kitchen — pantsless, by the way — surrounded by … Continue reading Woman Breaks Into Home, Eats Fruity Pebbles, Pets Dog
Mar 4, 2026
Morning Habits To Ditch For A Better Day
You ever wake up, scroll your phone, slam a sugary breakfast, and wonder why you’re already tired? Turns out, a neuroscientist says our mornings are kind of a brain sabotage mission. Basically, the first hour you’re awake makes or breaks your day. First mistake—checking your phone right away. Apparently, your brain’s cortisol levels spike naturally … Continue reading Morning Habits To Ditch For A Better Day
Mar 3, 2026
We’re Counting On Coffee To Survive Time Change
Turns out coffee isn’t just part of the morning… it IS the morning. People are literally scheduling their sleep around caffeine. A new survey says 47% of us actually go to bed earlier just so we have more time for coffee in the morning. As daylight saving time hits, 70% of coffee drinkers are stressing … Continue reading We’re Counting On Coffee To Survive Time Change
Feb 25, 2026
Man Heats His Home With Doughnuts
A man in Poland is literally running a Krispy Kreme furnace after he figured out it’s cheaper to heat his house with doughnuts than with wood. Marek Hoffmann noticed that Lidl doughnuts cost about three cents each and pack 440 calories — and since calories are basically heat energy, he did some math. Turns out … Continue reading Man Heats His Home With Doughnuts
Jun 25, 2025
12 Crimes in 40 minutes – All Before Breakfast
Nobody can accuse this man of being boring. More about this world record for bad decisions HERE! Photo by Unsplash on Unsplash
Sep 21, 2023
Basehead Busted for Breakfast
Was this an episode of Baking Bad? Find the recipe for his Egg McMethin HERE! Photo by Steven Cordes on Unsplash