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Aug 19, 2026

Florida Man Poop Problem

A Florida neighbor feud went from “please pick up after your dog” to “why is there poop flying through my house?” Police say Trey Decloedt had been arguing with the couple next door over dog mess left around their shared driveway. The disagreement reportedly hit a new low when he allegedly walked into their home … Continue reading Florida Man Poop Problem

Aug 4, 2026

Idiot Busted Burglar ID’s Himself

Cops in Miami-Dade pick up Christopher Chiofalo — a man they are VERY familiar with, because he’s been arrested almost 20 times. They take him down to the station and cue up the security video from a Cuban restaurant that got hit back on July 25th. He watches it for a second and goes, “Oh … Continue reading Idiot Busted Burglar ID’s Himself

Aug 3, 2026

Uninvited Breakfast Bartender Busted

Imagine this: it’s 6:30 in the morning, you’re barely conscious, the dogs start going nuts, and you’re thinking, “Great, what now?” You grab your firearm, head downstairs… and there’s your neighbor in the kitchen, rocking a towel on his head like it’s spa day, while he works on a budget margarita. He’s already tried the … Continue reading Uninvited Breakfast Bartender Busted

Jul 24, 2026

Florida Feline Finds Fugitive

Dogs might be man’s best friend, but cats? Apparently they’ll flip on you in a heartbeat. So this woman in Leesburg, Florida tries to break into a house, things go sideways, and she takes off running. Deputies roll in, set up the whole production—helicopter, drone, K9 unit—the works. Very official. Very serious. And then… a … Continue reading Florida Feline Finds Fugitive

Jul 15, 2026

Felony Fail: Selfies Foil Theft

Two guys in California allegedly pulled off a $100,000 burglary—tools, copper wire, even vehicles—from a business in American Canyon. Pretty big score… right up until they decided to document the whole thing like it was a vacation. Yep. Selfies. During the crime. Police say those photos helped ID their vehicles, which got shared with other … Continue reading Felony Fail: Selfies Foil Theft

Jul 7, 2026

Karma Catches Crook Mid-Crime

A guy in Maryland called police to report his car stolen… which is already a bad day. But it gets better. Because while his car was being stolen, he was allegedly across the street… burglarizing a Verizon store. Yeah. Timing is everything. Cops show up, start connecting dots pretty quickly. There’s blood on the broken … Continue reading Karma Catches Crook Mid-Crime

Jun 4, 2026

Man Had Kid Hold Flashlight During Robbery

Police in Pennsylvania say a man decided to break into an office building in the middle of the day… and apparently thought, “You know what this crime needs? A kid.” The dude brought his girlfriend’s 11-year-old daughter along like it was some kind of weird field trip. When cops showed up, they found James Harkless-Dechellis … Continue reading Man Had Kid Hold Flashlight During Robbery

Apr 3, 2026

From Jackpot to Jail Cell…AGAIN

You ever wonder what happens when someone wins the lottery and immediately goes off the rails? Let us reintroduce you to James Farthing from Kentucky — the guy who won a jaw-dropping $167 million Powerball jackpot last year and has somehow managed to get arrested four times before he could even adjust his tax bracket. … Continue reading From Jackpot to Jail Cell…AGAIN

Mar 11, 2026

Woman Breaks Into Home, Eats Fruity Pebbles, Pets Dog

Hitting close to home, last Tuesday, a woman in Springfield, Missouri walked into a random house, poured herself some Fruity Pebbles, and started petting the family dog. Totally normal Tuesday, right? The homeowner’s kid smelled something burning and went downstairs to find a stranger in the kitchen — pantsless, by the way — surrounded by … Continue reading Woman Breaks Into Home, Eats Fruity Pebbles, Pets Dog

Jan 31, 2025

Man Break INTO Escape Room

So he’s method acting? How he went from one escape-proof room to another HERE! Photo by Matthias Zomer

Nov 18, 2024

Thieves Steal Church Toilet

Memphis is a city flush with crime. More on this unholy heist HERE! Photo by Khoa Võ

Mar 5, 2024

Cops Nab Suspect On Toilet

They caught this dude on the can. And now he’ll be spending some time IN the can. More about the punk literally caught with his pants down HERE! Photo by Gabor Monori on Unsplash