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Sep 15, 2026

Drug Dealer Offers Loyalty Cards

Loyalty Cards Offered With Drug Purchases

Jun 8, 2026

Pokémon Pandemonium Prompts Police Call

So apparently Pokémon cards are still serious business… like “call the cops” serious. This went down at an ACME in South Jersey, where a vending machine was dropping a new release—randomly, by the way, like some kind of cardboard slot machine designed to test your patience. Well, patience failed. You had multiple groups hovering around … Continue reading Pokémon Pandemonium Prompts Police Call

Mar 4, 2026

90 years in Prison for Buying Taco Seasoning?

“Put down the taco seasoning and keep your hands where I can see them!” isn’t something you’d normally hear on a detective show, but that’s now a possibility. There’s this guy in Florida—because of course it’s Florida—who might spend the rest of his life in prison over taco seasoning packets. Not because he loved tacos … Continue reading 90 years in Prison for Buying Taco Seasoning?

Feb 12, 2026

Dude Walks Out On Tab, Busted When He Came Back For Phone Charger

Sunday night in Florida, Benjamin Rakel skipped out on a $64 bar tab at Whiskey Wings, told the staff he’s broke, and left behind two empty debit cards like that’ll cover it. Bold move, right? He promised he’d be back Monday to pay, and technically, he does come back—just not for that. He shows up … Continue reading Dude Walks Out On Tab, Busted When He Came Back For Phone Charger

Aug 22, 2025

Man Embezzles $150K For Pokémon

If you ever thought adulting was tough, imagine explaining THIS to your lawyer. More about how he tried to catch ’em all HERE!

Mar 7, 2025

Grown Men Fight Over Pokémon Cards

Your mom was right – those Pokémon cards ARE dangerous! See what happens when Pokémon cards are worth more than your dignity HERE! Photo by Caleb Oquendo