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Aug 18, 2026

Bank Bandit Kitty Finds New Home

In a Stupid News follow up…the kitten who got dragged into an attempted bank robbery has officially left her life of crime behind. Three-month-old Magnolia, a panda-colored kitten with absolutely no criminal record, despite what the internet may suggest, was snatched from a Pet Supplies Plus in Beltsville, Maryland, on July 13. The guy who … Continue reading Bank Bandit Kitty Finds New Home

Jun 29, 2026

Backhoe Batman Bungles Bank Heist

On the Caribbean island of Tobago, a group of guys decided to pull off a full-on movie heist… and instead delivered a blooper reel. They stole a backhoe from a beach—already a bold opening move—then rolled up to yank an ATM like they were filming a Temu version of the Ocean’s movies. Security video shows … Continue reading Backhoe Batman Bungles Bank Heist

Jan 30, 2026

Man Steals Harp, Jumps In River

In Pittsburgh, PA some guy decides to steal a harp. Not like a tiny one you tuck under your arm—no, a full-size, $30,000 harp. The fancy kind that lives in concert halls. He drags it to the riverbank, strips down, and jumps straight into the river. No explanation, no audience—just him, nature, and one very … Continue reading Man Steals Harp, Jumps In River

Jul 28, 2025

Feline Felon Found Nicking Neighbors Knickers

Look what the cat dragged in! More on the cat burglar, and the interview with it’s owner HERE!

Jun 10, 2025

Woman Sues Over Hot Dragon Balls

She ordered dinner with a kick—she got a legal roundhouse. More on the Hot Dragon Balls lawsuit HERE.

May 27, 2025

Pet Lizard Saves Owner From Fire

This lizard set a new standard for domestic heroes everywhere. The cold blooded details HERE! Photo by Erin Testone on Unsplash

May 28, 2024

Postal Worker Busted Street Racing

Snail mail, my eye. The fast and furious details HERE! Photo by Trinity Nguyen on Unsplash