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Jul 27, 2026

SWAT Truck Taken For Joyride

So this guy in New Jersey wakes up early Tuesday morning and thinks, “You know what I should steal? Not a Kia… not a Hyundai… no, let’s aim higher.” And by higher, we’re talking a $500,000 armored SWAT vehicle. Yeah, he took a BearCat. One of those massive, nine-ton, not-even-slightly-subtle police tanks meant for, you … Continue reading SWAT Truck Taken For Joyride

May 4, 2026

Freed Felon Flees in Firetruck

Richmond Johnson gets arrested for trespassing around midnight… nothing wild yet. He’s out of jail by 3:30 in the morning. Fresh air, new start, maybe grab a snack—nope. A fire engine pulls up to the jail on a medical call. Johnson thinks, “you know what this night needs? A sequel.” While firefighters are inside, he … Continue reading Freed Felon Flees in Firetruck

Dec 19, 2025

Naked Man Steals Cop Car

No shirt. No shoes. BIG problem! More about the suspect with NOTHING to hide HERE!

Dec 1, 2025

Felony Joyride Burger Run

Putting the fast in “Fast Food.” A meal deal that now includes fines, a lawyer, and a new job search HERE!

Jul 10, 2025

Tweaked Out Trolly Thief Takes Florida Tourists for Birthday Joyride

Who needs a birthday card when you can get a court date instead? More about the birthday bash that’ll be the talk of Key West for a while HERE. Photos: Monroe County Sheriff’s Office/Conch Tour Train via Facebook

May 1, 2025

Man Steals Firetruck, Takes Joyride

A ride that starts in a stolen firetruck and ends with a ride in a police car. How a firetruck ended up the getaway vehicle in an joyride gone wrong HERE!

Nov 3, 2023

Car Stolen for Joyride Gets Carjacked

It started out like “Ferris Bueller’s Day” off and ended like “Gone in 60 Seconds.” More about the hot hooptie’s night out HERE! Photo by Samuele Errico Piccarini on Unsplash