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Oct 19, 2026
Getaway Driver Ditches Criminal Cohort
Driver Departs Before Suspect Leaves Scene of Crime
Sep 14, 2026
Florida Waffle House Meat Missile Attack
Florida Police Arrest Three After Restaurant Disturbance
Sep 8, 2026
Pabst Blue Ribbon Pursues Purloined Pints
Missing PBR Shipment Leaves a Cold Trail
Aug 3, 2026
Uninvited Breakfast Bartender Busted
Imagine this: it’s 6:30 in the morning, you’re barely conscious, the dogs start going nuts, and you’re thinking, “Great, what now?” You grab your firearm, head downstairs… and there’s your neighbor in the kitchen, rocking a towel on his head like it’s spa day, while he works on a budget margarita. He’s already tried the … Continue reading Uninvited Breakfast Bartender Busted
Mar 18, 2026
Man Tries To Steal Septic Tank… TWICE
This dude in Florida really, really wanted a septic tank. First, he shows up to a construction site and tries hauling it off with—wait for it—a Toyota Corolla. Yeah, that went exactly how you think it did. Someone in a Jeep chased him off, so he leaves empty-handed. But persistence is a thing, apparently. The … Continue reading Man Tries To Steal Septic Tank… TWICE
Oct 23, 2025
Woman On Walk in the Park Hit By Airplane
She’s as OK as you can be after literally being run into by an airplane. More about this freak collision HERE!
Nov 20, 2024
MAN LEAVES BAG OF DRUGS ON TRAIN, REPORTS IT MISSING
His missing bag put him on the express line to jail. More on this off the rails case of irony HERE! Photo by White Field Photo on Unsplash
Jul 4, 2024
Dine-and-Dasher Leaves Gun, Sandals and Social Security Card at the Crime Scene
Seems like a lot of trouble for an order of cashew chicken. Read the story HERE. Photo by Christian Chen on Unsplash
Feb 26, 2024
Robber Leaves With Less Than He Came In With
He needs a job to support his life of crime. More about the robbery that makes no ‘cents’ HERE! Photo by Kenny Eliason on Unsplash
Oct 24, 2023
Woman Leaves Man at U2 Concert, Steals $50K
He called himself Sugar Daddy, but he was more like a Dum Dum. Learn more about the lustful loser HERE! Photo by Roger Harris on Unsplash