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Oct 22, 2026

Police Station Parking Spot Leads to Man’s 10th DUI

Beer, bathroom break and bad choices.

Aug 24, 2026

Vader Voices Support For Flock Cameras

Darth Vader has apparently added “city council activist” to his résumé. A guy in full Vader gear showed up at a San Diego City Council meeting to support controversial Flock license-plate cameras — if you can call it support when the argument is basically, “The Emperor needs this to track rebel scum.” Between the signature … Continue reading Vader Voices Support For Flock Cameras

Jul 31, 2026

Bride Burns Church Before Big Day

Imagine you’re getting married tomorrow… but you “forgot” one tiny detail: the marriage license. Instead of, you know, fixing that, this bride allegedly went with “burn it all down and start over.” Lenita “Tessa” Joy Moreno,was at the Latter-day Saints church in Kaysville with her groom and family, setting up for the big day. They … Continue reading Bride Burns Church Before Big Day

May 27, 2026

Friend Fetch Fails in Felony Fashion

There’s kind of an unspoken rule when you go pick up a buddy from a DWI arrest… maybe don’t show up drunk yourself. But in New York, Antone Glionna, either missed that memo or thought it was more of a suggestion. He rolls up to the sheriff’s office to grab his friend… and instead of … Continue reading Friend Fetch Fails in Felony Fashion

Mar 18, 2026

Man Tries To Steal Septic Tank… TWICE

This dude in Florida really, really wanted a septic tank. First, he shows up to a construction site and tries hauling it off with—wait for it—a Toyota Corolla. Yeah, that went exactly how you think it did. Someone in a Jeep chased him off, so he leaves empty-handed. But persistence is a thing, apparently. The … Continue reading Man Tries To Steal Septic Tank… TWICE

Mar 6, 2026

Man Busted for DUI During His Driving Test

So get this guy in the U.K. got arrested for drug driving… in the middle of his driving test. Police pulled him over because of a busted brake light, and because he was driving like someone who absolutely should not be driving. When they walked up to the car, they smelled weed, gave him a … Continue reading Man Busted for DUI During His Driving Test

Oct 6, 2025

Bro Busted Blazing To See Barber

Vin Diesel energy… for a $20 haircut. More on what happens when you’d rather lose your license than your time slot HERE!

Mar 12, 2025

Dentist Uses Home Pliers On Patient

A career ending mistake for a dentist for thinking outside the toolbox. Why he went from DDS to DIY HERE! Photo by Brett Jordan on Unsplash

Oct 19, 2023

Kidnapers Grab Wrong Guy

If only there was some way to confirm a person’s identity, such as some sort of state-issued license of some kind that included a name and a photo. The triple decker helping of Florida flavored fail HERE! Photo by Creaslim on Unsplash

Aug 3, 2023

Florida Man Arrested for Stealing Truck Less Than 2 Hours After Being Released from Jail

The good news is he already knows how to make license plates for his next vehicle. Read the about persistent perp HERE! Photo by Bastian Pudill on Unsplash