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Jan 13, 2026

Mayor Tells Residents Not To Eat Toilet Seats

So, there’s a mayor in Tasmania who had to post a public reminder that honestly shouldn’t exist: “Please don’t eat toilet seats.” Apparently, Mayor Michelle Dracoulis found bite marks—actual bite marks—on a public toilet seat. And because this is the world we live in, she had to take to social media to say, in all … Continue reading Mayor Tells Residents Not To Eat Toilet Seats

Aug 26, 2024

Mayor Arrested For Providing Booze To Inmates

Are prison work crews allowed martini breaks? More about felony littering in Georgia HERE! Photo by John Cameron on Unsplash

Jul 10, 2024

Police Chief Fired, Office Reeked Of Weed

Perhaps the town wasn’t very clear on the job description for Chief of Police. More on the Chief of BRO-lice HERE! Photo by Stephen Hocking on Unsplash

Aug 15, 2023

Tampa Mayor Goes Fishing, Catches Bale of Cocaine

And you thought pythons were the most invasive species in Florida. The big fish story HERE!🐟❄️🎣 Photo by Mathieu Le Roux on Unsplash