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Oct 13, 2026
Bird Brained Bootlegger Busted By Bulging Briefs
Feathered flock found below the belt
Oct 2, 2026
Mama's Bahama Cruise Ends With Child Neglect Charges
Four Children Found Alone as Mom Cruises the Bahamas
Sep 7, 2026
Two airport “jokes” lead to two arrests
Two travelers arrested: learn bomb jokes don't fly
Aug 12, 2026
Florida Diving Drama Over Lobster
Florida’s lobster season apparently brought out the worst kind of territorial behavior: the kind that involves allegedly cutting off a teenager’s air supply. Authorities say 51-year-old Michael Simpson was upset that another boat had anchored near what he considered his lobster-diving spot off Miami. He reportedly circled the boat, argued with the captain, then made … Continue reading Florida Diving Drama Over Lobster
Aug 4, 2026
Idiot Busted Burglar ID’s Himself
Cops in Miami-Dade pick up Christopher Chiofalo — a man they are VERY familiar with, because he’s been arrested almost 20 times. They take him down to the station and cue up the security video from a Cuban restaurant that got hit back on July 25th. He watches it for a second and goes, “Oh … Continue reading Idiot Busted Burglar ID’s Himself
Mar 4, 2026
90 years in Prison for Buying Taco Seasoning?
“Put down the taco seasoning and keep your hands where I can see them!” isn’t something you’d normally hear on a detective show, but that’s now a possibility. There’s this guy in Florida—because of course it’s Florida—who might spend the rest of his life in prison over taco seasoning packets. Not because he loved tacos … Continue reading 90 years in Prison for Buying Taco Seasoning?
Feb 18, 2026
Florida Man Gets Locked Inside Van While Robbing It
In Hialeah, Florida. A guy named Dean spots a landscaping van and decides it’s his lucky day. SO he hops in… just as the landscaper locks the doors, turning it into an instant jail on wheels. The landscaper hears banging and screaming from inside, like the van’s possessed. Turns out it’s just Dean, realizing he’s … Continue reading Florida Man Gets Locked Inside Van While Robbing It
Nov 6, 2025
Man Was Arrested on Halloween, Wearing Inmate Costume
When the party’s over, but your outfit’s still working. How he made an orange jumpsuit go from party look to mugshot chic HERE! HERE is the body cam footage.
Aug 29, 2025
Man Flies Drug-Loaded Drone Into House
Breaking the law goes to new heights. More on this drone disaster HERE!
May 19, 2025
Sip Happens – Man Accused of Wine Heist
Wine can get expensive, but not as pricey as bail. How he went from wine aisle to police file HERE!
Jan 7, 2025
Police Seek Psychic Shop Vandal
Turns out, mystics can’t read criminal intent. More on this mystic mischief HERE! Photo by Scott Rodgerson on Unsplash
Aug 22, 2024
Man Arrested For Impersonating Pizzeria
Sounds like a real pepperphony. Extra cheesy details HERE! Photo by Alan Hardman on Unsplash