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Sep 4, 2026

Convicted Murderer Blows His Second Chance by Brandishing a Gun and Threatening to 'Split Everyone's Taco' at a St. Charles, MO job site.

Convicted Murderer Threatens to 'Split Everyone's Taco' If They Fire Him. 

Apr 27, 2026

Missouri ALDI Turns Clothing Optional Dance Club

In Columbia, Missouri, Sidney Jones walked into the vestibule of an ALDI, took off all his clothes, and just… started dancing. Not shopping. Not browsing. Full-on interpretive gyration right there between the quarter carts and the automatic doors. Police say this went down around 6:30 in the evening, which is not exactly a low-traffic time. … Continue reading Missouri ALDI Turns Clothing Optional Dance Club

Mar 26, 2026

Mammoth Mistake at Ozarks Museum

So, two guys from California made some truly prehistoric bad decisions while visiting the Ancient Ozarks Natural History Museum at the Top of the Rock in Ridgedale, Missouri. Brett Howard and Todd Azevedo — who are both old enough to know better — were checking out the museum when one genius said, “Hey, lift me … Continue reading Mammoth Mistake at Ozarks Museum

Mar 11, 2026

Woman Breaks Into Home, Eats Fruity Pebbles, Pets Dog

Hitting close to home, last Tuesday, a woman in Springfield, Missouri walked into a random house, poured herself some Fruity Pebbles, and started petting the family dog. Totally normal Tuesday, right? The homeowner’s kid smelled something burning and went downstairs to find a stranger in the kitchen — pantsless, by the way — surrounded by … Continue reading Woman Breaks Into Home, Eats Fruity Pebbles, Pets Dog

Nov 21, 2025

Judge Fired For Wearing Elvis Wig

A judge trades legal briefs for blue suede shoes, and gets all shook up. How a Missouri courtroom turned into a mini-Graceland HERE!

Oct 9, 2025

Robber Caught By Underwear

There was an APB on the BVDs. How one man’s wardrobe malfunction turned into a police jackpot HERE!

Jan 23, 2024

Woman Caught Poisoning Husband With Smoothies

At least she didn’t use Kale. Read more on her recipe for murder HERE! Photo by Saymom Leão on Unsplash

Nov 29, 2023

There’s A FLY In My Colonoscopy

Further proving there is no such thing as a routine medical procedure. Get the buzz from Missouri HERE! Photo by Chris Curry on Unsplash

Sep 28, 2023

I’m Not Dead Yet says Missouri Woman

She’s been trying to prove that she’s alive since 2007! Details on the story here Photo by Sandy Millar on Unsplash

Aug 29, 2023

Nixa Woman Sparks Housefire with Spicy Tortilla Chips

Apparently Jason Bourne’s sister dated MacGyver? Find her secret recipe HERE! Photo by Patrick Hendry on Unsplash