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Jul 30, 2026

Lottery Jackpot Winner Arrested for FOURTH Time

So, apparently winning $167 million does not come with a “how not to get arrested four times” manual. There’s this guy, James Farthing from Georgetown, Kentucky — he hit the Powerball in April, biggest jackpot in state history, said he was going to split it with his mom and give her the best Mother’s Day … Continue reading Lottery Jackpot Winner Arrested for FOURTH Time

May 19, 2026

Man Wins Lottery, Never Tells ANYONE

So this guy jumps into a Reddit thread and casually admits he won the lottery… eleven years ago. Millions. And then just… didn’t tell anyone. Not his family, nobody. Still drives an old Civic, still plays broke, still keeps up the whole “I’m barely getting by” act. His big celebration? A $48 pour of Pappy … Continue reading Man Wins Lottery, Never Tells ANYONE

May 15, 2026

Zoltar Machine Predicts Winning Lottery Numbers

A man in Michigan just won a million bucks playing Powerball… and yeah, his financial advisor is apparently a carnival machine from the movie Big. His name’s Stephen Huesgen, he’s 56, and about 30 years ago he was in Vegas, fed a dollar into a Zoltar machine, and got a fortune with “lucky numbers” on … Continue reading Zoltar Machine Predicts Winning Lottery Numbers

Apr 3, 2026

From Jackpot to Jail Cell…AGAIN

You ever wonder what happens when someone wins the lottery and immediately goes off the rails? Let us reintroduce you to James Farthing from Kentucky — the guy who won a jaw-dropping $167 million Powerball jackpot last year and has somehow managed to get arrested four times before he could even adjust his tax bracket. … Continue reading From Jackpot to Jail Cell…AGAIN

Jun 30, 2025

You Just Won a Big Lottery Jackpot – Just Kidding

Did we say you won $100,000? We meant $10. Sorry about that. Read the whole story here. Photo by Waldemar on Unsplash

Jan 23, 2025

Drunk Driver Asks For Pass Because He’d Been Drinking

When your BAC is higher than your IQ, maybe don’t negotiate with police. More on how this drunken dim-wit’s night turned out HERE! (It didn’t end well.) Photo by energepic.com

Dec 2, 2024

Man Shoots Arrows At People In Walmart

Where’s the Sheriff of Nottingham when you need him? More on this stupid cupid HERE! Photo by Robin Battison on Unsplash

Sep 17, 2024

God Tells Woman To Steal From WalMart

So He’s just kidding about the 8th Commandment? More on how the Lord giveth, and the Lord says, “Taketh away” HERE! Photo by Jacob Bentzinger on Unsplash

Feb 15, 2024

Man Wins Lottery 3 Days After Breakup

Sometimes moving on isn’t as hard as you thought it was going to be. Read the fairy tale story of the luckiest man alive HERE! Photo by Nghia Le on Unsplash

Dec 15, 2023

I WOULD CLAIM THE MONEY BUT I WOULD HAVE TO GET DRESSED AND TAKE A PHOTO

It’s a whole thing. I guess you can just keep it. Time Runs Out for Winner to Claim $44 Million Lottery Ticket Read the full story here. Photo by Erik Mclean on Unsplash

Nov 8, 2023

Otters Attack Swimming Man

Serene Lake – Come for the adventure, Stay for the tetanus and rabies shots. More regarding the ornery otter onslaught HERE! Photo by Kedar Gadge on Unsplash