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Jul 21, 2026
Man Stuck in Porta-Potty For a Mountain Dew
In Kansas City last week a guy got stuck inside a porta-potty. And not, like, locked in. He was IN the porta-potty. A worker shows up to pick it up, door’s locked, guy inside says he’s “not coming out.” Always a promising start. Cop gets involved, tells him to open the door… guy says he … Continue reading Man Stuck in Porta-Potty For a Mountain Dew
Jun 8, 2026
Pokémon Pandemonium Prompts Police Call
So apparently Pokémon cards are still serious business… like “call the cops” serious. This went down at an ACME in South Jersey, where a vending machine was dropping a new release—randomly, by the way, like some kind of cardboard slot machine designed to test your patience. Well, patience failed. You had multiple groups hovering around … Continue reading Pokémon Pandemonium Prompts Police Call
Apr 22, 2026
Wienermobile Wins the Prom
A group of high schoolers in Topeka just casually outdid every prom entrance ever… by showing up in the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile. And the best part? No big planning, no connections… just one kid walking up and asking. A junior named Breckan spotted the Wienermobile sitting in a Dillons parking lot, found the driver—yes, officially … Continue reading Wienermobile Wins the Prom
Feb 12, 2026
Dude Walks Out On Tab, Busted When He Came Back For Phone Charger
Sunday night in Florida, Benjamin Rakel skipped out on a $64 bar tab at Whiskey Wings, told the staff he’s broke, and left behind two empty debit cards like that’ll cover it. Bold move, right? He promised he’d be back Monday to pay, and technically, he does come back—just not for that. He shows up … Continue reading Dude Walks Out On Tab, Busted When He Came Back For Phone Charger
May 28, 2025
Employee Crashes Into Burger Joint
It’s safe to say this employee won’t be parking so close next time. More on this impromptu drive-thru upgrade HERE!
Feb 27, 2025
Man Steals UPS Truck, Leads Police On Chase
Bet he wishes he’d stuck to stealing porch packages like a normal punk. Learn how one man’s impromptu delivery route ended in handcuffs HERE! Photo by redcharlie on Unsplash
Jun 17, 2024
Stinky Cat Box Prompts 911 Call
This story brought to you by Febreze. All the smelly details HERE! Photo by Bogdan Farca on Unsplash
Jun 11, 2024
You Stay Classy, News Anchor
A news anchor with a history of on air bird calls and rude hand gestures falls victim to an unreliable teleprompter. Check out the story and video HERE! Photo by Steve Lord on Unsplash
May 24, 2024
Clown Arrested for Prostitution
He only makes one “balloon animal.” Guess what it is. More on the Case of the Juggling Gigolo HERE! Photo by Dawin Rizzo on Unsplash
Feb 20, 2024
Store Manager Oversees 6 Robberies in 6 Months
Now he’s in line for a promotion to corporate management. The full story HERE! Photo by Stephanie Rhee on Unsplash
Feb 1, 2024
Golf Club Operating Illegal Pot Shop
It’s the only golf course where you can smoke the putting green. More on the course that promises you’ll end up in the weeds HERE! Photo by Soheb Zaidi on Unsplash
Jan 8, 2024
Man Does Naked Cannonball Into Bass Pro Fish Tank
The Alabama Olympic diving team, ready for the summer Olympics! More on the worst Aquaman promotional stunt ever HERE! Photo by Simon Ray on Unsplash