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Jul 13, 2026

Sci-Fi School Break-In

A group of teens went full sci-fi during a break-in at their high school. Three teens in North Carolina are now facing charges after police say they used a homemade plasma cannon to break into Smith High School around 2 a.m. Sunday. Yes. Plasma cannon. As in, “we built this in a garage and absolutely … Continue reading Sci-Fi School Break-In

Apr 29, 2026

Fish Frenzy: Salmon on Something

You’ve heard of cocaine bears, maybe even those wired sharks… but now? Cocaine salmon. Researchers found traces of cocaine getting into rivers and lakes—basically making their way from us… to them. And once it hits the salmon, things get weird. The fish start swimming farther, acting bolder, eating differently—basically like they’ve got somewhere to be … Continue reading Fish Frenzy: Salmon on Something

Feb 25, 2026

Man Heats His Home With Doughnuts

A man in Poland is literally running a Krispy Kreme furnace after he figured out it’s cheaper to heat his house with doughnuts than with wood. Marek Hoffmann noticed that Lidl doughnuts cost about three cents each and pack 440 calories — and since calories are basically heat energy, he did some math. Turns out … Continue reading Man Heats His Home With Doughnuts

Dec 30, 2025

Car Thief Says He Was “Beamed” Into Car

Honestly, that’s a WAY cooler excuse than “I stole it.” More science fiction…Florida man style HERE!

Oct 1, 2025

Teacher Feeds Kitten To Class Snake

School lunch takes on new meaning. The science lesson that has everyone talking HERE.

Jul 9, 2025

Study-Cheese Gives you Nightmares

SHUT UP SCIENCE! How cheese before bed could be a trip to the weird dream zone HERE!

Jul 23, 2024

Cocaine Sharks!!!

The direct to streaming, D-List celebrity screenplay just writes itself here. The scoop on why south Atlantic sharks are swimming with a bit more… enthusiasm HERE! Photo by Efe Yağız Soysal on Unsplash