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Jun 24, 2026

85-Year-Old Florida Man Busted Driving 110

Apparently the only thing wilder than “Florida Man,” is a “Well Seasoned Florida Man.” 85-Year-Old William Bosworth got pulled over in Leesburg after deputies clocked him doing 110 in a 45. Not alone, either — there was a Corvette nearby pushing 125, so yeah… it looked a lot like street racing. But Bosworth? Oh no. … Continue reading 85-Year-Old Florida Man Busted Driving 110

Jun 16, 2026

DUI Driver Busted with 34 White Claws

So this guy in Florida gets pulled over doing 90-plus on I-75… already not a great start. But then the trooper walks up and it turns into a whole situation. Sitting in the passenger seat? Not one, not five… 34 open cans of White Claw. Just a full-blown hard seltzer graveyard riding shotgun. The driver, … Continue reading DUI Driver Busted with 34 White Claws

May 5, 2026

Drowsy Drunk Tells Trooper Alcohol Keeps Me Awake

A woman in Cleveland gets pulled over on the interstate because she’s doing 38 in a 60. Not in a construction zone, not in a blizzard…just cruising along like it’s a golf cart path. The cop says other cars are having to slam on the brakes and dodge around her, so yeah, probably worth a … Continue reading Drowsy Drunk Tells Trooper Alcohol Keeps Me Awake

Mar 30, 2026

Fast and Furry-ous in Florida

Down in Florida, Gregory Dolcine gets pulled over doing 101 in a 55. Middle of the night, 1 A.M., car practically taking flight over a bridge. The deputy asks “What were you thinking?,” and the guy goes, “I was speeding to avoid an animal.” Now, that’s a new one. Was it a gator? A python? … Continue reading Fast and Furry-ous in Florida

Dec 1, 2025

Felony Joyride Burger Run

Putting the fast in “Fast Food.” A meal deal that now includes fines, a lawyer, and a new job search HERE!

Nov 13, 2025

Woman Arrested Speeding for Pizza

She set a land-speed record to satisfy her pepperoni passion. Hear her cheesy excuse HERE!

Jan 29, 2025

Man Busted For DUI Just Wanted To See His Cat

From purr-fect pet parent to purr-isoner. More on his cat-astrophic logic HERE! Photo by Олег Мороз on Unsplash

Jan 3, 2025

Driver Going 107 While Playing Video Game

Not all high scores are worth celebrating. More on how he leveled up to to a possible year in jail HERE! Photo by toine G on Unsplash

Oct 11, 2024

Cookie Monster Caught Speeding

C is for cookie, but it also stands criminal. More on this malicious Muppet ignoring the “Sesame Street” signs HERE! Photo by Jared Berg on Unsplash

Sep 25, 2024

Chicken Costumed California Cops

Getting a little “cocky” with his job. More on how the SFPD is dealing with dumb clucks HERE! Photo by Luca Ercolani on Unsplash

Aug 8, 2024

Speeding Woman Does Yoga Poses

She was charged with a DWI and a variety of charges, because the police were … flexible. The full story and video of this lead foot who was simultaneously well-balanced and a little unbalanced HERE! Photo by Avrielle Suleiman on Unsplash

Apr 9, 2024

Woman Gets Speeding Ticket While Being Towed

You get a tow truck driver who wants to help you get your car fixed as quick as possible, and THIS happens. Read more about the phantom speeder HERE! Photo by Denny Müller on Unsplash